A Crusade trough the Multiverse

Sirzech-San~

(y/n): FORGIVE ME!

SCP-999: GULGULGUL (translation: you are forgiven!)

Prince slime: GULGUL (translation: DIE!)

(Fou approves)

(y/n): Im sowwwyyyyy!

oh god he started to talk like a furry! okay i will let you skip this complete embarrassment that is the MC acting like a little b*tch, and have a timeskip.

---timeskip brought you by this.---

(y/n): *HATES FURRY'S WITH A PASSION*

also (y/n): *talks like a Furry*

Again also (y/n): *IS A FURRY!* (because he is a werewolf)

---back to the story---

3 tons of biscuits and 1 hour of kneeling in front of the supreme overlord Prince slime, the ruler of all that is, (y/n) was finally forgiven.

and right now he was cuddling his two jelly friends, while everyone else was doing work in ORC.

Rias is doing paperwork, and getting really frustrated as she destroyed most of it with her Destruction element.

Akeno is helping her and doing the exact same thing with her lightning magic.

Kiba just sits around and bring more papers after they are done with the one that they had

and finally Koneko and Gasper are playing supersmash brothers ultimate on the nintendo switch that (y/n) gave them

(y/n): may i ask why you are destroying those?

asked the young crusader, finally not able to hold his curiosity anymore. The red head devil only let out a sigh and slammed her head on the desk.

Rias: after the Rating game, some noble families-

Akeno: Some?

Rias: ALL noble families had started to send request for Trading Akeno, for one or more pieces of theirs peerage!

damn, he could actually feel the frustration in Rias voice. But why do people want akeno? she couldnt get THAT powerful right?

Seeing her sensei confusion, Rias decided to explain in detail.

Rias: using magic without magic circles was never heard of before, not counting sacred gears and simply releasing the magical power outside of your body. Akeno displayed what can only be called High level lighting magic without any magic circle-

(y/n): and now some greedy sons of bitches are trying to learn how she did that.

said the young crusader finishing for her. Hearing him she only nodded and started to look trough the papers.

Rias: they believe that if they use this "circles magic" and use it together with the normal magic they can get stronger and get higher in the underworld hierarchy.

ending her explanation Rias destroyed a couple more papers while doing so.

Akeno: well they are not wrong.

both (y/n) and Rias turned around to look at her, Kiba only gave her a uninterested look before walking away to get more papers.

Magic wasnt really his thing, all he used it for is reinforcing his body.

Akeno: i tried once but the circle always breaks an the spell goes out of control.

huh...interesting.

Rias: ah! by the way Sensei, my brother said he will come and pick you up for a important meeting.

he is willing to bet a 1,000,000 $$ that its because of the whole Demon invasion thing that is taking place.

(y/n): cool, mind if i experiments with some new spells behind the ORC building?

Rias: not at all.

good! time to test his theory.

standing up and giving both Koneko and Gasper head pats on the way out, he exited the ORC building and got himself started.

(y/n): you there?

[yup]

(y/n): my wish, from the event, i want to cash it in.

[what do you wish for?]

(y/n): complete MP control.

[ skill {Magic control} has been added and maxed out! you now will never experience your spell going out of control and never fail to cast one! as long as you know how it works and how its casted then it will work!]

good. now lets see if it works.

taking a deep breath, extending his arm and doing a zig zag motion with his finger he said...

(y/n): Avada Kedavra!

a green light left the young crusader finger and flied into a tree. When the spell hit the tree it started to rapidly drying out, the leafs fell, the wood cracked, and soon it breaks falling down.

FUCK YES! he has a instant death curse in his arsenal!

[how did you even know how to cast that?]

(y/n): i watched the movies.

[...]

and now for his second theory...

our BOI! (y/n) started to prepare the {chain lighting} spell from skyrim and then used his knowledge about magic circles from the DxD universe to reinforce it.

his Theory was correct...they can be mixed.

Akeno was a talented mage but she was far from a high tier level one. For as talented as she was, she still lacked the control one should have to use something like this.

feeling that the spell is ready he fired it forward and he was beyond satisfied! this looked like the {lightning storm} that he saw in the game!

a Master level destruction spell that can kill a dragon instantly by firing a big as lighting out of your hands like the Kamehameha!

of course it only happened for a split second, this spell is something you cast and move on the next one, and not the {lighting storm} that you can keep up until you are either out of MP, or stop the spell.

but if thats the case...how would the Actual {lightning storm} spell looked like when used with magic circles? how would it look with circles and his maximized magic!?

bruh, goku be jealous.

Sirzech: very impressive.

the devil king said and (y/n) started to hear clapping behind him...when did he? ah right, super-class level power.

he never understood how so many fanfics write him off as so weak. this guy can destroy a country by just releasing his magic power out. The only reason he does not do that, is because it would also fuck up his allies.

(y/n): what's up my man, came here to stalk your sis or...is it possible? are you here for...

covering his moth with his hands and shyly looking away he said.

(y/n): ...m-me?

normaly (y/n) would consider this the best joke ever, but what he didnt expect is Sirzech closing their distance and gently grabbing (y/n) chin...

w8 wut?

Sirzech: well i wouldnt mind spending a night with you to be honest, you do look attractive.

WOAH! STOP CHILL! WTF YOU HAVE A WIFE!

Sirzech: Grayfia did complain about not having a cute boy as our lover

...what?

Sirzech: what do you say?

at this moment (y/n) was in such shocked state that he didnt even acknowledge Sirzech face being dangerously close to him.

Sirzech: want to have fun with an old married couple~

...

[i regret i cant record this xD!]

okay...on one hand...he gets to fuck the most sexy white haired, Maid Milf to exist in DxD universe...

on the second hand he will probably be also butt fucked by the devil himself...

...

honestly? he kinda wanted to agree.

just thinking of Grayfia bouncing on him as her bust jumps together with her, And ass slamming on him, Not to mention those GLORIOUS THIGHS she have!

wait, NONNONONONONONON! CALM DOWN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH RUBY! SHUT UP PENIS! IM NOT A NORMAL MC! I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL! STAY DOWN YOU 12 INCH BASTARD! THE ONLY ONE THAT YOU ALLOWED TO BE HARD FOR IS RUBY!

(y/n): ehehe, as much as tempting this offer is...my heart is already settled for someone else, sorry.

oh, God, Sirzech actually looked disappointed in his answer... ;-;

Sirzech: well, i cant say im not disappointed.

exactly my point.

Sirzech: but if you change your mind...just let me know~

[ *WHEEZE* ]

<oh my~, i wouldnt mind~>

WTF! EVEN SALEM SAW THAT!? HOW IS SHE EVEN IN HIS HEAD! HE IS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION ENTIRELY!

WHO EVEN GAVE HER THE PERMISSION TO BE THERE! Y'KNOW WHAT! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

(y/n): y'know what? i know a certain witch that wouldnt mind getting sandwiched between you and Grayfia.

<wai->

(y/n): a total sexual degenerate that loves to be dominated in bed, im sure she would be more then happy to be aggressively pounded by you and your wife.

<HOW DARE YO->

(y/n): Not to mention she is as hot as your wife, so thats nice.

hah! TAKE THAT YOU GRIMM BITCH!

<...fine.>

.........no.

< but only if you join the party~>

NONONONONONONONONONONO!

<may even invite Cinder>

WHY UNIVERSE!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!

Sirzech: sounds interesting, but it would be more fun if you join us, i havent had a male lover for some time.

<see? even he agrees>

the system started to actually choke from laughter, something (y/n) didnt thought to be possible because the system doesnt have a body.

how did this happen!? this was supposed to be a normal not funny joke and it evolved into both Sirzech and Salem Inviting him to have sex together with Sirzech wife! ...oh and cinder, her too.

HOW DID IT COME UP TO THIS!?

(y/n): l-lets just go to the underworld already...

he pouted....the devil king actually pouted, because a human boy wouldnt let him smash his booty...

wtf is wrong with this DxD universe?

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okay....that was....

a thing.