nah, there is still a long way until the MC will be traumatized and stops being a memelord, this fanfic is still going to be a huge comedy show, but it will also progress the story.
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i was sitting on the toilet.
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on a toilet located inside the secret hideout of the the demons that invaded the DXD world. WTF!? here i am, slowly coming down after my narcotic trip, and what do i discover? Me, Issei, And Abel (who for some reason is talking with a f*cking wall) will soon go through a ritual to become "demons" and serve "the only God, the scarlet king".
...just...goddamn it. WHAT IS MY LIFE!?
this whole situation baffled me so much that i excused myself to the toilet in order to make a plan! and we all know that the toilet is the best place to think, even my INT stat multiplies by 100x when im sitting on it.
"dont do drugs!" they say, "they will only ruin your life" they say. And yet here i am, i found out a secret organization of Demons, in just 1 day! and the entire surpernatural was searching for them for weeks!! Do drugs kids, its definitely worth it!
(A/N: this chapter was sponsored by my local drug dealer)
okay, here is the plan. 1) kill everybody here, 2) ???, 3) DxD world is saved, 4) bitches and cocaine.
<you can always use me~ if its you im for free~~>
shut up mom, this is not a good time to be horny. This is the time to fuck shit up!
I wiped my ass and flushed the toilet, while being caught in the moment i also forgot to put up my pants and boxers, so everything life gave me was dangling free for everyone to see. I punched the door making it fly away with so much force that it accidentally hit, and killed a Demonized Fallen angel. Everyone in the room was staring either at me, or my jewels...exept Abel, he still talked to the wall.
(y/n): WHATS UP FUCKBOYS! EXPLOSION!
Issei who recognized the spell froze in terror for a moment, and shouted.
Issei: TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!
<i really need to learn that.>
i didnt pay attention to the Grimm mom (mommy), instead i immediately took out a Large MP bottle from my inventory and downed it in one go. My MP recharged and i was ready for some healthy dose of destroying everything around me. I took out my legendary spear, it was in the shape of my old spear, the replica of Gay bulge...oh way, sorry its gae bolg.
for those who dont know, the legendary spear from "the rising of the shield here" just like other weapons has the ability to absorb any item that is feed to the large pearl-like crystal that it has. The weapon then processes the item and is able to mutate itself into it, so in other words, it gets stronger by eating.
and since i feed it my old spear made of adamantite, my legendary spear is also able to become a adamantite spear!
(y/n): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ussing my ability to screetch like an autistic child, and also using magic to reinforce my lungs, and vocal cords, i shatered the ear drums of the demons that just arrived to check what the fuck was happening. I then proceeded to finnaly put my pants up and then joined Issei, who was already breaking their bones/burning them alive/ussing Jon Cenna powers on them.
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