A Crusade trough the Multiverse

A crusade is starting.

I stood in front of the Sect leader, and masters...i was taken here after i used that Dragon punch. I have no idea what is happening, but I'm ready to throw hands like a crack addict protecting his drugs! Thats unnecessary actually, they were worshiping me.

Old fart: Lord Immortal, its an honor for you to bless your our sect with our presence.

what is happening, where are the extremely arrogant bastards who are like "im the young master of this extremely powerful house, bow down and let me f*ck your wife/sister/girlfriend or i will ruin you" ....believe me, I read that scenario way too many times in this kind of novels.

either that, or the young master is all like "hey you, you are siting on my favorite chair in this very empty restaurant get the f*ck up or i will tell my powerful dad/uncle/grandfather and he will kill you"

or my f*cking favorite "You just were in the general area where the girl accidental bumped into you/ you accidentally glanced at the girl i like/ you were just standing around each other completely not talking to each other, or acknowledging each other? HOW DARE YOU!"

okay those are not young masters, they are elders of the sect, so they should be "we are stronger, tell us your secrets/do as we say or we will kill you". Why are they kissing my ass so much? they will get brown nose's from that.

also "immortal?" yeah its true, but I think they probably think im from the "immortal realm" which i am not, i just got immortal when i got hired by God.

ugh...what is my like

[hey there is this fun event in a crossover world-]

Shut the f*ck up, im busy thinking about how my life got so weird.

[rude]

(y/n): oho? you discovered? well i didnt really care to hide.

f*ck it, lets roll with it, time for role-play.

[dude the reward for this even is-]

SHUT THE HELL UP IM ABOUT TO ...what was i doing again?

[you good?]

my soul is 99% black, Im never good, life is pain. I am rotting every day, piece by piece, and as i stare into the abyss im laughing at it! God granted me a chance at salvation, but my mind does not allow it! Hell is welcoming me and im faltered by it!

[...]

[uuuuuuuuhhhhhh]

the light of God does not reach beyond the gates.

[shit. let me check something for a second.]

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