asked the young crusader, concerned for Ozpin, as he knew that there is no way in hell that the headmaster would drop his mug unless there is something seriously wrong with him...well not that he can blame him...
Ozpin: i think my heart just stopped beating.
(y/n): thats bad...
Ozpin: indeed, i will go to the nurse and message Ironwood on the way.
(y/n): while your at it tell him that i will bring a bunch of magic users to help fend off the Grimm.
before he hang up, he could hear what sounded like Ozpin falling face first at the floor and breaking his glasses.
[bruh you just won...]
hmm? what does he mean?
(y/n): ??
[Tyrex has just signed up to the event...]
(y/n): who??
[currently the one who holds the tittle of "the strongest crusader", if you want to get a picture of how powerful he is...he once pimp shaped SSJ3 Brolly into a different dimension...literally]
bruh....can you imagine slapping someone SO hard that they went to another dimension? (y/n) can only hope that he will see that in the future.
(y/n): YES!
[wait...oh, my bad, he just said that he will just hang out above the battlefield and "eat popcorn with my me, myself, and my crippling depression".. He basically just want to watch a something because he is bored.]
(y/n): GOD DAMNIT!
SO CLOSE! he was SO close to just win this event with a snap of a finger!
[he said he will join the fight only if you let him use the "power of orgasmus"]
(y/n): what power?
[he has a skill that allows him to make the enemy have a violent orgasm if he hip thrust in their direction...the avengers could never look themself in the eye's after that battle...]
(A/n: i stole that joke btw)
...
(y/n): no.
the last thing the young crusader wants to see is a magic Grimm having a violent orgasm...can Grimm even have a orgasm? they dont have any sexual organs, so i guess not??
well, he doesnt want to find out...he doubted that a Grimm doing a Ahegao would be a nice thing to look at...unless its Salem...does Salem count as a Grimm? she is part human right?
[want to go, visit space before going to Atlas?]
...
(y/n): spawn the ship... >:)
soon there was a blinding light, and a gust of wind appeared out of nowhere making dust rise into the air, and (y/n) closed his eyes so none of it will get into them.
when the dust settled, (y/n) opened his eyes and what he saw was...
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OMG! isnt that the special "Liset Prime"!? fuck yea! lets go! space, prepare to be conquered!
"DEUS VULT!" will be a battle cry known trough he entire UNIVERSE!!! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
now its time for you dear readers! i want to see a comment saying "DEUS VULT!" right here!
[want to grab RWBY and JNPR before we go?]
what kind of stupid question is that? of course he wants to take them!
---timeskip brought you by Chibi (y/n) going on a crusade to hell---
team RWBY & JNPR planed a lot of things today, watching horror movies, eating snacks, playing board games....a spaceship crashing into their wall was not one of them....
(y/n): ah shit, sorry. im still learning how to drive this thing.
came a voice from the ship, it sounded like it came from a speaker, but none were visible on the outside from the ship.
Jaune: (y/n)!?
(y/n): whats up guys! I GOT A FUCKING SPACESHIP!
spaceship? but how? dust stops working in space! how did their friend got a spaceship??
Weiss: thats impossible that kind of technology doesnt exist!
pff! maybe on remnant it doesnt! but he can have anything in the multiverse for the right price or actions he takes! sooooo....take that ice queen!
(y/n): im the man who can do the impossible! now, do you want to come with me visit other planets or do whatever boring thing you were going to do?
...
---10 seconds later---
it was rather obvious what they chose.
Ruby&Nora:
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while those two were looking thought the glass and admiring the beautiful void of space, Yang and Pyrrha were playing with the Mods in the Arsenal and using them on their weapons.
if you wondering what Mods are... in warframe there are some kind of cards that you can put inside your weapons.
there are 5 kinds of mods.
common (bronze): they are nothing special, just a little power up but there are some that are actually useful.
uncommon (silver): a better version of the Bronze ones, they give better stats and more effects
rare (gold): oh boy, those are good! seriously, there are a couple of those that can make your weapon better by 100% or even more than that!
Legendary (platinum): GG you win.
Riven (purple/crystal/corrupted?): they can either be shit that does no damage, or it can be a one hit kill that is able to destroy an entire army. (it is worth noting that Riven mods are made only for a specific weapon! a riven mod made for Ember celica will work only on that weapon and trying to place it in another weapon will be impossible)
there are also 3 more but they are...weird...
Smoke: its a cosmetic mod. (for example one of them makes a flower to grow on the place where you managed to get a critical hit)
there is also "sentient" and "obsidian"...but he doesnt know much about them. he took a little break from warframe, so the game will have lots of new quest when he cames back.
he checked news about it from time to time, but he tried to not learn to much...it would take away the fun of exploring all the new things when he will play the game again.
well enough of that.
Yang and Pyrrha had their fun with Mods. Ren was reading the codex which was weirdly completed, every faction, enemy, weapon, warframe, and other things were there.
Jaune was looking shop on the ship, he didnt have any "credits" or "platinum" but it didnt stop him from watching the images of the weapons and other things that were being sold there.
Blake was looking at the solar map and flying with the ship...or tried to.
Weiss was just walking around and tried to wrap her head around, on how (y/n) got this kind of technology.
