A Crusade trough the Multiverse

vacation.

Note: I may a lot about cultivation universes (eastern fantasy), but (y/n) doesnt, so dont get triggered when you read he says something stupid, he will learn with time.

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This feels like the entire world screams CHINA! At me. And I'm not really sure if cultivation novels focus only on Chinese culture!

Btw I'm in a cultivation world right now.

For those who don't know what type of world this is...well basically it's the east version of a fantasy world! Here the "mages", aka: cultivator's, are able to absorb spiritual energy/natural ki/profound energy (idk, different cultivation novels have different energies -_-) and begin their journey to immortality.

There are a lot of "stages" that they need to go trough, of course by absorbing whatever energy they cultivate, but the end goal is usually to become strong to the point where all have to bow before you.

When you enter a new stage, you get a permanent stat boost, and a longer lifespan! Fun stuff.

But you all are probably wondering, "why are you here?"

Well...I'm on vacation :)

Don't worry! I left a clone to teach my students at beacon, and instructed him to pop, if something happens so I can gain his memories, and come back to Remnant if I have to!

...

Btw, that clone I left to manage my restaurant is STILL somewhere out there! Wonder what he has been doing?

---meanwhile with better and Sexier (y/n)---

The clone has breached the shadow realm that belongs to the god of darkness! He is searching for a stronghold in order to get blaze rods!

This incredibly confused the G.O.D, and left him using "God google" in order to learn, just what the hell a blaze rod is!

---(y/n) POV---

Also...since I will have my unlimited mana cheat active-

[Just turn it off!]

....

Since I will have my unlimited mana cheat active forever, and there is absolutely no way of turning it off-

[I hate you.]

I decided to search other ways to gain stats, because as effective devouring souls is...it's not exactly family friendly... y'know?

And cultivation is a good way! The only problem is that I need to learn how to cultivate...

Hmm, this will be tricky, and probably will take a long time, but if I manage to get into a sect-

Random guy: attention! Starting from tomorrow, the 10,000 divine raindrops cutting sect will begin to take in disciplines! Those who are interested shall be at the sect grounds tomorrow at the break of dawn!

Okay.

1. That sect name is fucking STUPID! But in all honesty its probably considered a normal name here...like you have no idea! Minato naming sense would be common sense here!

2. Welp...that's convenient ._.

---timeskip brought you by chibi (y/n) trying to summon a storm, but for some reason summons Vergil---

Dear Lord, the attitude of these guys...

Most ignore me, but in every school there is just those guy! Y'know what I'm talking about! THOSE guys! The ones everybody hates, but they themselves think that they are gods among other people, and have the Right to do everything they want, and everyone is secretly worshipping them!