okay, before you start being angry that i didnt post for such a long time...
i just need a little break.
i came up with this chapter, so you have something to read, but its just a bunch of little omakes so it will not progress the plot.
how long until i will writte a chapter again? idk, a week? maybe two?
we will see.
for now, i hope you enjoy these short stories.
Ps: i will not bother to correct my grammar in this chap
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SCP-999: GULGULGUL (translation: Ah! S-Senpai, please be gentle!)
Prince slime: GULGULGUL (Translation: oh yes! 999 you are so slimy!)
while the two slimes were having a weird slime sex, that looked like they were suposed to merge together, (y/n) who walked in and saw this was just staring blanky at them without letting out a word.
(y/n): ...is this how Parents feel when they catch their kids having sex with each other?
oh, god....OH GOD EWWW! Prince slime what in the name of all gods are you doing!? how does that even work you are a fucking slime!
w-wait...dont tell me this is going to enter...
no...
nononono....
NONONONONONNONO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
it entered! bleeergh! i think im sick...Slime sex is really messed up.
(y/n):
---next scene---
Link: calamity ganon is Pure evil, only weapons with sacred energy can damage it.
...
(y/n): yo bro, my goat eat all the calamity in hyrule castle, like....3 days ago.
link: WHAT!
(y/n): yeah, and you should go to that home you bought, Zelda been waiting there ever since.
Link: ....
while those two were having a nice conversation, the Goat from Goat simulator was already ploting how to become the next king of demons and lay waste to all those disgusting mortal beings, that had the audacity to live in his world.
...exept his master, he shall be spared.
---next scene---
the prince slime was riding on the Goat from Goat simulator, as they both charged trough the hell army of Diablo, the demon who managed to absorb the 7 sins and become the most powerfull demon to ever exist
(Diablo game, for those who are wondering)
Diablo: B-BAKANA! KONO POWAH!!
Prince slime: GULGULGUL! (Translation: your flesh shall become a feast for me and my friend! We shall bathe in the blood of your army and your body! I shall rip out your beating heart and then FUCK IT WITH THE END OF MY MASTER SPEAR!)
Diablo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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