(Just cause the previous chapters have been pretty heavy, I wanna keep you guys happier and entertained so I did this to lift your spirits a bit. I've actually been putting this together behind the scenes since chapter 16 and wanted to finally publish it when I got onto the deeper stuff!)
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Y/n: *just chilling in their room until they hear a knock*
Tallest Purple: hey, Y/n! We're respecting your privacy by knocking!
Tallest Red: But also asserting our authority as tallest, by coming in anyway!
*both kick down the door*
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*Purple leading Red and Y/n down the hall*
Red: Purple, where are you taking us?
Purple: we're going to get some of that ice cream stuff Y/n told us about...that or we'll commit a felony. I'll decide when we get there.
Y/n: wh-
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Y/n: I think the tallest are poisoning me...
Spunk: why?
Y/n: whenever I see them my heart rate picks up and I get warm...
Spunk: they arent poisoning you. That means you like them!
Y/n: .....those bitches!
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Tallest Purple: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Y/n: .....Purple
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*on earth*
Y/n: hey, could you guys get us a table whilst I park the car?
Both Tallest: sure
*10 minutes later: Red and Purple running out, carrying a table*
Red: Start the car!
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Y/n: what's a word that's a mix between "mad" and "sad"?
Purple: miserable, disgruntled, desolated-?
Red: Smad.
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Y/n: Ah control brains! My arch enemies
Red: I thought I was you're arch enemy?...
Y/n: I have a life outside of you, Red!
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Y/n: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Red?
Red: ....no.
Purple: I do!
Y/n: I know, Purple.
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