Alien A**holes (Tallest x reader)

37. Welcome to Gorvastous

(Sorry everyone, I had to republish this chapter for maintenance reasons.

New chapter coming soon ^^)

"Guys? Guys?"

I had been searching for the tallest for just under half an hour. By the time the ship landed on the planet we were headed toward, both leaders decided to peace out with no warning, no hints, no traces of their previous place on board.

I had tried everywhere, ranging from the kitchen....okay maybe I hadn't checked everywhere but the kitchen was the most likely place. They were deranged snack lords after all.

I may like them...a bit...now but that didn't mean I couldn't call them out for their bad habits or "solutions" to problems.

My frustration was directed to another room, giving me a chance to glance around the escape pods on board and attempt to see if any were gone or had one of them seated inside.

"I swear, if you two decided to ditch me I will personally call Courtney down to kick you're-"

My angered muttering was put on hold, interrupted by an opening door and two forms that I had not immediately recognised. The figures were large, wearing armour in their respective colours and no longer dressed in robes.

I was honestly less suprised at the change of clothes and more suprised to find out these guys had legs.

But they actually looked pretty good.

Purple stuttered as he approached, waving his arms anxiously.

"No, no, no don't call Courtney. We were just getting changed!"

It took me a brief moment to snap out of my dazed shock upon seeing them, but once it had finally set in I was able to think coherantly.

"Oh, I guess that makes sense. Those robes do not look adventure friendly..." I trailed off, now realising that their waists had been loosened, the armour fitting a slightly healthier direction of their spines.

They were still skinny as hell, however.

"More comfortable too" spoke Red, clearly relieved and sighing as he stretched, pulling his arms out as he did so.

Purple nodded along in agreement, holding his arms behind his back and rocking on the balls of his feet.

"Cool" I noted, still a little out of it and admittedly distracted by their new wardrobe choice. "Well, have fun talking to Miyuki!"

I flopped onto the couch, picking up a magazine that Courtney left in a ship compartment and preparing to indulge myself with snacks and anything I could get from the species requirement chamber.

I was prepared to have a great moment of chill for a change, away from the crazy psychos and alien dictators.

But alas, my plans for relaxation apparently go to die in space.

"No way, you're coming with us." Stated Red, grimancing and folding his arms.

Somehow he looked just like my mother when she wanted me to go with her to the store...

I know those eyes. Dont refuse the person owning those eyes or you're dead.

"Here, we have one for you too!" Purple interviened, holding a slightly smaller space suit coloured in multitudes of florescent magenta.

To be honest, getting a space suit was a pretty cool idea....but....

"Do I have to?" I groaned, tilting my head back in exhaustion.