Alien A**holes (Tallest x reader)

3. Spunk....your leaders are morons

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Spunk was leading me though a large series of corridors and rooms. The lack of irkens patrolling them was rather suprising.

Apparently Irkens were the race Spunk belonged to. It was a proud species of Alien that ran on a system where height was largely respected. I didnt understand it but I also didnt want to offend Spunk or his race so I remained silent.

"Um...the control room is not too far from the escape pods room so we have to be quiet." Said the tiny irken, gazing up at me as he timidly pointed toward another corridor.

I nodded, about to push the door open until everything was engulfed in strange colour. What was happening!?

"Y-y/n?" Spunk squeaked out from behind me.

I turned to face him, screaming to see that he had changed into something indescribable. His cute eyes replaced by a pink, squishy substance. His skin was a darker shade of the fuchsia colour, with a sickening look too it and his Antennae were blue.

The two of us screamed. I guess I didnt look much better.

Our screams resumed as we transformed from one appearance to the next.

After the first horrific transformation, it didnt get much better. Next we transformed into robots. Spunk looked less alien and more like a cyberman. Though I most likely looked more so.

Then we turned into monochrome comic book characters. Got to admit, the aesthetic was pretty cool but it was rather bizarre to see things in this way too.

After that, we morphed into what appeared to be puppets. Me and Spunk moved closer to one another, leaning against eachothers backs as a fire that appeared out of nowhere began to close in.

Sparks from the ship had flew around chaoticly before the door swung itself open and we launched ourselves through it, shutting the door behind us. Wow, not even an hour spent on this vessel and I've already had two near death experiences.

We each took a breath of relief before my companion began to panic.

"We're in the florpus hole!" He yelled in alarm.

"We what?!?" I screamed in horror. "You mean that freaky space void!?"

He nodded, clearly tense and shaking. His breathing was heavy and fast before he sunk into the corner of the doorway. He shrunk into himself, clearly not having a nice time.

Was he having a panic attack!?!

I rushed towards him, kneeling in front before taking his hands.

"Hey, it's ok! It's ok. I'm right here" I began, trying to keep my voice calm. If I kept calm it may help him to relax too.

His breathing remained the same but his eyes had managed to lock onto me.

"Itll be okay. Your having a panic attack. Just focus on nice slow breaths" I said, raising my hand to show him the breathing rate. His eyes followed my hand, as did his breathing after a little while.

We continued like this for a few minutes. Spunk was slowly regaining his composure and his breathing went back to how it was before.

We were both relieved as Spunks breathing began to stay steady and natural once again.

"Are you okay now?" I questioned, fiddling with my hands awkwardly as my friend began to sit up properly.

"Uhm...yeah...i think so. Thank you" he muttered timidly. I put a hand on his shoulder to which he flinched. As soon as he did I removed it. I suppose he isnt comfortable with contact.