The Marauders vs Mcgonagall

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"Today..we fight for survival" Sirius announces dramatically,pointing his wand at the chalkboard that had drawings on it "today..we face She who shall not be named because we are to scared to say her name!"

"Woohoo!" Peter cheers

"Your pranking Mcgonagall?" I scoff "are you really ready to face death?"

"I don't know little sister..but we cannot leave this place without blowing up dust in Minnies face" he explains and I sigh,leaning back into James' chest ad he wraps his arms around me,kissing my cheek

"Sirius" Remus stands up,grabbing Sirius' wand and pointing at the first drawing "Sirius and I did this first drawing together" he says and Sirius smiles at him,wrapping his arm around his shoulder

The drawing was of a potion,then the next was the four marauders in class,then the next is them distracting McGonagall to leave class for a second to sneak the potion into her desk so then when she opens it...it explodes in her face

"Moony did the drawings mostly because he's more talented...BUT i coloured them in therefore I'm cooler" he says before sighing "who am I kidding,I could never be cooler then Remus"

"True dat!" James calls out

"I think you're pretty cool Sirius!" Peter smiles

"Are you hitting on my boyfriend?" Remus says jokingly and Sirius blushes "just kidding"

"Anyway,we have class in less then ten minutes my soldiers so once we go in there....there's no going back" James says and I nod

"Yeah,I'm not apart of this" I say before quickly heading to McGonagall's class

It was full of people so I take my normal seat next to indego and the lesson begins.the boys coming in late as per usual

McGonagall seemed of today,maybe it was because she suspected the boys to be idiots but I was just waiting for them to distract her

"Today we'll be looking at some of our old topics just to see if you remember as such" she explains,going to the front of the classroom

"Hey" I whisper to indego who pokes me with her quill

"Hey" she smiles

"How are you holding up?"

"I'm ok,I know he'll come back" she says and I nod,agreeing with her

I look to my left and see the boys all whispering to eachother,probably trying to think of ways to get McGonagall out of the classroom without causing any suspicion

Then,Sirius smirks and an explosion is heard from outside the doors

"What the Merlin-" McGonagall says as she rushes out of the classroom and James runs and puts the explosion in her drawer making me shake my head

After a few seconds she comes in,shaking her head in confusion before turning to us

"Does anyone know who did that?" She asks and we all shake our heads 'no'

Though I'm sure she already knows exactly who did it

She walks over to her desk,going to open her drawer

Everyone braces for an explosion but nothing happens making us all confused

And as she glanced up at the boys who were all scared and confused,an explosion comes from under the boys desk and they all cough and run away from the desk,all of them covered in green powder

Everyone laughs and McGonagall leans back in her chair,a evil smile on her face as Sirius stares at her in disbelief

"How did you-"

"-I've waited for this day for seven years Mr Black,now,take a seat so I can continue on with my lesson" she simply says and I smile as a sudden flash goes of from the front of the classroom and ally who was holding a camera smiles

"Great photo boys,this will look great framed on Hogwarts wall"

James couldn't even move as McGonagall handed Ally some galleons and smiled at her

"Thankyou dear" she said and ally simply smiled and walked of "take a seat boys" she says and they all seem to not move "or would you rather detention?"

They all quickly sit down and I couldn't hold in my laugh causing James and Sirius to glare at me

Remus seemed amused that him and the boys got pranked by McGonagall and Peter was in a good mood as well which made it more funnier

-after class-

No one would let go about what happened,James and Sirius mostly were teased about it,they were even teased by Remus and Peter

"It was your dumb idea" Sirius says for the millionth time to James

"Oh stop being such sore losers" I say as I jump on Sirius' back

He simply rolls his eyes and wraps his hands under my knees

"I would like to see you get humiliated infront of an entire class"

"You do it to teachers and other students all the time" Peter chuckles

"Exactly" Remus adds on "we were just getting a taste of our own medicine"

"Well it's bitter" Sirius says quietly and I only bring my hands up to make him smile and he tries to bite my hand making my smack his shoulder

"Bye dummy's" I say as I hop of Sirius' back and wave as I walk over to the lovely framed picture on the wall that many people were crowding around to see

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