Carmey: Who are you confessing to? Is it Shadow?
Amelio: *blushes a bit* I've already did that, it's a.. different guy. His uh.. name is Raymond
Carmey: *pouts* I thought it would be Shadow.
Amelio: *groans* Please!! Just help me ask Raymond out!
Carmey: Okay okay! *huffs* Now when I went out with Mike, I asked him. You have to ask Raymond, it'll show your confidence.
Amelio: *takes out his notepad and starts writing stuff down*
Carmey: Now, I never really do this, but if he offers you a kiss. Go for it. He put out first not you,
Amelio: Right! *writes that down*
Carmey: If he wants to be boyfriends, make sure to give him constant attention. And make sure he's giving it back to you!
Amelio: *writing* Constant... attention...
Carmey: Next if he asks for a blowjob, make sure it's good. It's best if you practice on dildos.
Amelio: So no handjobs?
Carmey: There's a good chance that they'll ask for blowjobs first. But they'll probably be enough time for handjobs.
Amelio: Okay!! Thanks Carmey!
Carmey: Yeah yeah yeah! Oh! And since you're probably a bottom, make him pay for the meal.
Amelio: I-I um.. I'm a top!
Carmey: Sure you are. Go.
Amelio: *blushes and runs out*
Lavender: *steps to the side as he runs out*
Amelio: *runs past her and towards the stair* Hi lavender!! *trips down the stairs*
Lavender: *winces as he thuds all the way down*
Amelio: *gets up and brushes himself off* I'm okay!! *runs out*
Lavender: What was all that?
Carmey: Dating.
Lavender: Aw!! With shadow?!
Carmey: Nah, some new dude named Raymond.
Lavender: Boo.
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Carmey is bad at advice
