Awkward (robot au)

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"Son of a bitch!" Max yelled out as he held his thumb against his mouth, sucking at the blood. "That hurt like a fuck" He muttered and wrapped a piece of cloth around his finger. Faz pulled off his goggles,"10 minute break?" He asked and Max sighed, nodding. They just couldn't get the damn robot to work, if he didn't get it up and running, Felix is gonna chop his head and replace it with someone possibly better. Max rubbed his face as Faz left the room, probably to go get tea. Jerry rounded the corner and poked his head into the room. "Hello Master!" He chirped happily, but frowned once he felt such tension in the room. He watched as Max muttered to himself a long line of curses. Jerry bent down in front of his face and kissed his cheek, startling Max out of his thoughts. "Hello!" He repeated.

Max waved hi. "Hey" he said and got up. "Sorry, I was lost in my thoughts, what do you need?" Jerry also got up and shook his head. "I don't need anything from you, but you seemed stressed" Max grunted in affirmation. Jerry was quiet for a bit as he watched Max go back to the robot. "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Max choked on his saliva and went into a coughing fit. Jerry jumped and quickly rushed over to him, patting his back. Max cleared his throat and looked at him, eyes wide, "A what?!" He practically screamed. Jerry nodded and smiled. "A handjob!" He said excitedly. "Like this" he started moving his hand up and down, making Max's face flush red. "Remind me to change the wifi password"

"You already changed it. I'm a robot remember?" Jerry wrapped his arms around his arm. Max blushed a bit, "oh. Right" Jerry hummed in thought. "Is that a yes or a no?" Max stuttered a bit. "W-well.. m-my brother is here!-" "Jamey's distracting him. He's taken a real shine to him y'know~" Jerry cut him off and used his extending arms to shut the door, locking it in the process and retracting it back, to lift up Max's head and making him look at Jerry in his eyes. "There, now we're alone" Max was pretty sure he was a tomato by now as Jerry leaned closer, kissing him on the lips.

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Faz yawned and checked the time on his watch. "Damn" he muttered as it was now close to midnight. They've been working nonstop since yesterday, he yawned again and put on a pot of coffee. He watched as the machine went to work, unaware of the robotic figure, also watching behind him. Faz turned out and nearly jumped out of his skin at the sight of the intimidating robot, it also didn't help that his eyes were red. "Jamey" he squeaked out. "Don't sneak up on me like that" The robot took a step back, "My apologies, I didn't know humans were so sensitive to sound" He stood straight up with perfect posture. Faz still wondered who his creator was, everyday Jamey was regaining a bit of his memory and his strength. He's at least able to remember a full conversation.

"What are you doing?" He heard the robotic figure say. Faz smiled softly and tiredly. "I'm making coffee" he responded and Jamey only tilted his head a bit. "Cough-y? K-Kofi?" Jamey tried sounding it out, making Faz giggle. "Coffee, C-O-F-F-E-E" Jamey nodded and looked at the dark brown liquid pouring in, it smelled... heavenly. "What is it?" He asked and turned towards Faz, he shrugged. "I dunno. All I know is it has caffeine that makes you energetic or tired depending on you, but damn! Is it good" He watched as it continued to fill up the glass pot. Jamey watched a bit before going still and Faz watched as his eyes started changing images. He immediately took out his pen and notepad, writing what he was seeing. When Jamey finished he smiled, "Coffee! A hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds (coffee beans) of a tropical shrub. The shrub of the bedstraw family that yields the coffee seeds, two of which are contained in each red berry. Native to the Old World tropics, most coffee is grown in tropical America." Jamey looked at Faz. "Right?" He asked

Faz blinked and nodded slowly. "Sure" he responded. He was one hundred percent sure he got that off the internet. "Do you uh... want one?" Faz asked before looking him up and down. "Are you water proof?" Jamey shrugged. "I... don't remember" Faz nodded and poured him a cup. "Welp. It's my fault if this damages you" He handed him the cup and poured himself one. Jamey stared at the liquid, swishing it in his cup for a bit. It smelled so.. familiar, he remembers someone with a beard, drinking this. Pain shot through his head and he shook himself out of his thoughts. Faz was pouring creamer and sugar into his cup. "Why do you do that?" Jamey asks. Faz sipped the coffee, smiling contentedly. "Because it's delicious. It makes the bitter balance with the sweet" He held up the creamer. "Want some?" Jamey nodded and held out his cup and watches Faz pour in some cream. He helped stir it and gave it back to him,

Now the liquid was a nice bright brown, it smelled differently, a good different. He took a small sip and his metallic tastebuds were amored with it. He downed the whole cup while Faz watched him, laughing a bit, "holy shit" he commented and drank his cup. Jamey held it out towards him, "um.. one more?" He asked sheepishly. It was weird hearing that in such a deep baritone voice, but regardless Faz nodded and immediately poured him another cup.

Faz checked his watch again as Jamey downed the second cup. "Ah should probably get back to work. Max hasn't come out, he's probably still working on the robot" He started walking back, hearing Jamey's footsteps from behind him. "I'll come too" he softly said as he continued following.

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Jerry giggled and kept giving kisses all over Max's face. "That was super fun!" He said as he snuggled into Max's chest. "I wanna go again!! Round 2?" His eyes shined with innocence, making Max blush in embarrassment as he put back on his shirt. "Faz could be back any minute. So c'mon, give me back my boxers" He held out his hand and Jerry pouted, giving them back to him.

"Fine" he answered begrudgingly. Just as he zipped up his pants, he heard the door unlocking and Faz was standing in the doorway with Jamey in front of him, looking like he just did the impossible. "I didn't know I could do that" Jamey said and made his finger go back to normal. Faz raised an eyebrow, he was too good, he was pretty sure that whoever built Jamey, was gonna use him.. for criminal activities. Jerry waved, grinning widely. He was in good spirits today. Faz walked in and put his mug on the table, "Back to work?" He asked and Max nodded. "Back to work"

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