Jerry: Maaaaaaax.
Max: *turns to him* Yes?
Jerry: I'm old Max.
Max: What? Nooo, you don't look a day over 30
Jerry: *whimpers*
Max: I mean 20! 20!
Jerry: *grabs the couch pillows and throws them at him, tearing up* You liar!!
Max: *dodges them* I'm serious!! You look so amazing and beautiful! You don't even have wrinkles!
Jerry: *sniffs and wipes his face* R-really? You can't tell I'm 41?
Max: You're 41? Jerry I'm 50.
Jerry: You're 50?
Jerry+Max: *looks at each other* ...
Max: *gets on the couch and kisses him hard*
Jerry: *kisses back hard, pulling him close*
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They do this every year
