Rev it up baby

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Lucifer: Hey Chris.

Chris: What.

Lucifer: How about we revive your species right here, right now?

Chris: *blushes* I can't get pregnant dumbass.

Lucifer: Who's saying you're getting pregnant?

Chris: I'm not impregnatingAngelo either.

Lucifer: Angelo? Who said anything about Angelo? *looks at him*

Chris: ....

Angelo: Whispers in his ear: He has a unisex uterus Chris. He's fucking satan.

Chris: I'm friends with mental patients.

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