Opposites

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Felicia: Josie! *walks into the living room*

Josephina: Hm? *looks over at her from the couch*

Felicia: Why do you have such a long name??

Josephina: My parents gave me it. I dunno, why you asking?

Felicia: Ugh, it's just- I had to call about our cable and shit and they asked me who's the man of the house and I literally had to like say and spell your name.

Josephina: I'm sorry?

Felicia: And then they had the audacity to say shit like, "but that's a woman's name" so?? I'm married to a woman! I'm married to three women.

Josephina: We've had that cable since forever? Did they seriously not know?

Felicia: Apparently they thought we were your parents, that's why it was confusing.

Josephina: Ohh.. make sense.

Felicia: But that's not the point!

Josephina: But you call me Josie and that's fine.

Felicia: Yeah! Only because you wouldn't let me call you Joey!

Josephina: Ugh, Don't even say it.

Felicia: Fine! *turns away* I also made spaghetti!! *huffs and marches off* So come eat!!

Josephina: *gets up* Okay!

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