Jehovah: You're 15?!
Mary: Yes!
Jehovah: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE 19!!
Mary: Well if I told you that, you would've said I was too old!!
Jehovah: OHMYGOD
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Jehovah: You don't understand Lucy-
Lucifer: *laughing his ass off*
Jehovah: *rubs his face* Lucy!!!
Lucifer: *slams his fist on the floor wheezing*
Jehovah: LUCIFER!!
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Lucifer: Relax! You won't get in no trouble. I impregnate all my hook-ups.
Jehovah: But that's different! You're a whore! *covers his mouth*
Lucifer: ....
Jehovah: I-I'm sor-
Lucifer: Damn Jehovah! I didn't know you had it in ya!! Maybe this is a great boost in your personality!
Jehovah: *covers his face* Oh my god Lucy.
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I know I know.
I'm pretty evil *Twirls fake mustache*
