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Shadow: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Allie: Plane tickets?

Koda: Concert tickets?

Amelio: Prostitution?

Shadow: ... *holds up his broken frames* Glasses.

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Amelio is stabbing someone immoral?

Shadow: Not if they consent to it.

Koda: I think it depends on who you're stabbing.

Allie: YES?!?

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Amelio: *cooking happily*

Shadow: *looks at him* Any chance that's for me?

Amelio: It's for Koda. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Allie: Wow, I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Robot: Care for another sundae, weenie?

Shadow: I am not a weenie!

Amelio: Relax, you're among friends. *raises his glass*

Allie: *raises it too*

Shadow: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

Koda: You tell 'em, shadow! *sips his drink*

Shadow: *whips his head towards him* Koda?! What're you doing here?!

Koda: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Allie: *looks at Koda* Why are Shadow and Amelio sitting with their backs to each other?

Koda: *eats his chips* They had a fight.

Allie: *raises an eyebrow* Then why are they holding hands?

Koda: They get sad when they fight.

Allie: Aww!

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