Max: but Jerry! If my dad marries your dad then I can't fuck him anymore!
Jerry: *shrugs*
Max: And then you'll technically be my brother! And our children we'll have would be weird!! They'll be born wrong or have genetic defects!
Jerry: Um...
Max: *shudders* I can see them now. Buck-teeth, web-toes, maybe one will be blind!! Oh god no.
Jerry: *pats his knee* ok, you're clearly having a moment. You want ice cream?
Max: Yes.
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Jerry: Would it make you feel better if you fucked Lucifer one last time? *holds up red ropes* I have binding ropes for him to put on.
Max: I tried!! *pouts* He said no because he's taking Chris out again!
Jerry: That's so cute~
Max: it is very cute, but not good for me right now!! *huffs*
Jerry: We can have Coal shape shift into Lucifer. Would that make you happy?
Max: mumbles: I guess.
Jerry: *kisses his cheek* Let's get coal then. Hopefully he'll let you dominate this time.
Max: Ugh, I don't think my ass can take another pounding from him.
Jerry: It's cute!!
Max: He let's you fuck him! But nooo it's gotta be me that gets fucked.
Jerry: It's because I'm the master baby. I'm powerful. *pats his head with a tentacle* and it's because of these babies.
Max: *groans* Not fair! I'm twice as powerful!
Jerry: Hmm.. pretty sure I could crush you without trying?
Max: *tsks and looks at him* Oh yeah? With how much you were begging for my cock last night?
Jerry: Ha! Don't make me laugh* I fucked you last night baby. You love it when I drive you crazy~ You love my cock!
Max: *growls and huffs* You're cock is small!!
Jerry: *gasps*
Max: *gasps too*
Jerry: *frowns at him and turns away*
Max: No wait! I'm sorry-
Jerry: *flips him off and marches away*
Max: No no no no no no baby- *follows him* I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I-
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They argued, but then they made up
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Jerry: *holding his hands* I'm biting your dick off and then we'll see who has the smaller dick.
Max: *chuckles nervously* Please don't.
Jerry: *grins* No promises when I give you an apology blowie.
Max: Um... how about an apology handie?
Jerry: Hmm.. nope! *leans up close to him* I'm gonna sink my teeth into your cock and balls.
Max: Jerry you're scaring me.
