Faz: *staring at Jamey*
Jamey: *stops carving wood, when he feels eyes in him and looks at Faz* ... What?
Faz: I have been waiting forever for you to come and mark me!
Jamey: *raises an eyebrow, a bit flushed* Why??
Faz: *gasps* It's close to Mating Season! I'm your mate!
Jamey: *blinks* I didn't mark you tho-
Faz: *deadpans at him*
Jamey: Ohhhh. Are you sure you're ready?
Faz: Yes! C'mere and ravish me! Max and Jerry are still out and I don't want to deal with Max's shit when he gets back.
Jamey: *whistles* Lustful Faz is a swearer, Had no idea.
Faz: You'll get no more if you don't come over here and fuck me!!
Jamey: Okay okay. *goes to him*
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Max: *gives Jerry a flower*
Jerry: Pssh. *flicks it away with his tail* You'll have to do better then that, if you wanna mate with this body.
Max: *pouts* I'm doing my best here. You rejected all my advances.
Jerry: Because you can do better!
Max: *groans* Really making me work for it huh?
Jerry: *pouts* Yes, *kisses his cheek* I'm sorry, but I have to make sure.
Max: Of what?!
Jerry: That you'll be my mate forever!
Max: *looks at him* I am a good mate! *pouts more and hugs him*
Jerry: *laughs a bit and hugs him back*
Max: *huffs*
Jerry: *pecks his lips* There.
Max: *smiles softly*
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Jerry: Woah. *at the campsite with Max*
Max: What happened here? *looking at all the claw marks on the trees and ground*
Jerry: These are all dragon claw marks. Did something happen to Jamey and Faz?
Max: Huh? *looks around for Jamey and Faz* I don't really see them anywhere. FAZ!
Jerry: Wait Max, don't call them out! *covers his mouth*
Max: Muffled: What? Why?
Jerry: *drags him away from the campsite a few feet and uncovers his mouth* Dragons are super territorial in mating season.
Max: Wait- *sighs and rubs his face* Did Faz mate with Jamey?
Jerry: Probably! There is a very high chance he did. Aren't they already mates??
Max: But they've never mated in mating season before. Can Faz get pregnant?
Jerry: I can.
Max: ..... That's not what I asked, but it answered by question.
Jerry: Sooo-
Max: *hugs him pouting* My boy is growing up.
Jerry: *laughs a bit and pats his head*
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