Chris: You just let him???
Max: Yeah?? I mean he's fucking hot and has a huge dick! Who wouldn't fuck him?
Chris: Me!! I wouldn't!!
Max: But I thought you were dating him!
Chris: *blushes* I'm not- we went to the carnival one time!!
Max: But you also went to that secluded restaurant right?
Chris; *blushes more* I-
Max: and that time in the woods-
Chris: *grabs him* How do you know about that?!
Max: Lol I don't. *shrugs, smiling*
Chris: *let's go of him and grumbles*
Max: Face it! Yooooooooooou like them.
Chris: I do! But as friends!
Max: Let me illiterate. You love them.
Chris: ........
Max: You're silence says it all.
Chris: *turns to Jerry* Are you okay with him acting like this to me?
Jerry: *on his phone texting* Huh? Oh yeah yeah, he's right. You do love them.
Chris: You're okay with this?!
Jerry: Well yeah! I'm glad to see Lucy and Angie love someone so much! Max used to fuck Lucifer and I used to fuck Angelo! It's all just sex. But they reeeeaally wanna get to know you and take you out on dates.
Chris: wait you used to fuck ang-
Jerry: *stops him* The point is. Demons don't care about gender, what you are or how they'll do it, but Daddy is literally Satan and Angelo is his wife. It's pretty awesome that they both dig you.
Max: *whispers under his breath*: if there's a hole, there's a goal
Chris: *blushes* T-they don't "dig" me.
Jerry: Yeah they do! Lucy's all over you! Do you know how hard it is to gain that man's affection??? He's like Jamey times infinity!
Max: *points at Jerry and nods*
Chris: *huffs* Fine!! Okay! Okay! So maybe they like me! So what?!
Jerry: *sits him on the couch* Nah nah nah. They don't just like you. They've fallen in love with you. They take you out on dates. When it's just fucking they won't even greet you at the door. They'll call you and say, "Hey wanna fuck?" And then it's all just sex. They call you and say, "Hey! We wanna go somewhere fun with you! It's a surprise!!"
Chris: That... is shockingly spot on.
Jerry: You spend a year fucking those two, you're bound to pick up their personalities.
Chris: Gross I didn't need to be reminded of it.
Max: I can't believe you didn't know.
Chris: *grumbles* It's not like you call often.
Max: *leans his head on his shoulder* I'm sorry.
Jerry: *sits next to him and does the same* Me too! I'll call more often.
Chris: Good! ...... You guys don't wanna fuck me right?
Max: No.
Jerry: *looks him up and down* No.
Max: You hesitated!! *jumps on him*
Jerry: *squeaks* Only because I was checking him out!! I wanted to see if he actually had goods! I don't wanna either way!!
Chris: and I'm done. Thank you for the lovely conversation- I am leaving. *gets up and walks away*
Jerry: Bye Chrissy!!
Max: *snickers* Chrissy wake up, I don't like this.
Jerry: Oh god. You've never even watch stranger things!!
Max: True. That's my only favorite part. *smiles*
