John: Croissants: dropped
Jerry: Road: works ahead
Max: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Faz: Shavacado: fre
Felix: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Jamey: *angrily* I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Shadow: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Koda: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Allie: I got distracted halfway through.
Amelio: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Shadow: *gapes at all of them*
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Amelio: Why are your tongues purple?
Allie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Koda: I had a red one.
Amelio: Oh.
Shadow: *raises an eyebrow*
Amelio: OH!
Shadow: ...
Amelio: ...
Shadow: *looks at them* You drank each other's slushies?
Amelio: *looks at Shadow and squints at him*
Allie: Yeah that's it.
Koda: What?
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Shadow: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Koda: *looks at his watch* I don't know how to do that.
Allie: I don't wear a watch.
Amelio: Time is a construct.
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Amelio: I just ended a four year relationship. *drinks a soda*
Allie: *looks up from his phone* Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Amelio: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
Shadow+Koda: *arguing across the room*