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John: Croissants: dropped

Jerry: Road: works ahead

Max: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Faz: Shavacado: fre

Felix: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Jamey: *angrily* I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Shadow: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Koda: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Allie: I got distracted halfway through.

Amelio: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Shadow: *gapes at all of them*

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Amelio: Why are your tongues purple?

Allie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Koda: I had a red one.

Amelio: Oh.

Shadow: *raises an eyebrow*

Amelio: OH!

Shadow: ...

Amelio: ...

Shadow: *looks at them* You drank each other's slushies?

Amelio: *looks at Shadow and squints at him*

Allie: Yeah that's it.

Koda: What?

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Shadow: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Koda: *looks at his watch* I don't know how to do that.

Allie: I don't wear a watch.

Amelio: Time is a construct.

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Amelio: I just ended a four year relationship. *drinks a soda*

Allie: *looks up from his phone* Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Amelio: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

Shadow+Koda: *arguing across the room*

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