Amelio: I'm gay.
Allie: Hi Gay, I'm Allie.
Amelio: *deadpans* You're gay too Allie.
Allie: What? No I'm Pansexual!
Amelio: Oh really? What's your brand?
Allie: ...... are you asking me what type of pans I use?
Amelio: Yeah? What type are you attracted too?
Allie: *inhales and slaps him*
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Amelio: *eating lunch*
Shadow: *stares at him* Ami, that's like your 3rd taco.
Amelio: So? Taco Tuesday is the best! *keeps eating*
Shadow: You're hurting yourself.
Amelio: Fascinating. *takes a bite out of his other taco too*
Shadow: *smacks it out of his hand* Stop eating that!
Amelio: *whines at him and looks at the taco on the floor*
Shadow: .... Ami.
Amelio: *looks at him and glances back at the taco*
Shadow: Ami.
Amelio: *smiles sheepishly at him*
Shadow: Don't you dar-
Amelio: *grabs the taco from the floor and eats it*
Shadow: Oh my god, Amelio!!
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Bigtitties: Um Shadow?
Emoboy: What?
Bigtitties: So I uh, I just saw Amelio like, crying??
Emoboy: What? Why??
Bigtitties: Well, I was gonna ask him, but then his phone went off and he stopped crying, to like stop it??? And then he smiled and started writing happily??
Emoboy: What.
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You know that one post? Where a guy saw this man crying at the library, but then his phone went off and he stopped. He scheduled his crying
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Amelio: I might be non-binary.
Shadow: Oh.
Amelio: I like all the genders.
Shadow: Do you wanna be called they/them?
Amelio: No.
Shadow: Why?
Amelio: *tears up* Because I'll never be them.
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Amelio: Guys Guys!! *running to them excitedly*
Shadow: *looks up from his book* It's just us Ami.
Michael Jr: *eating chips* Muffled: What?
Amelio: *shows off his pocket* I can fit a soda can in here!! *excited*
Shadow: *snorts* You big doof.
Michael Jr: *looks at shadow* This is the man you decided to spend your entire life with?
Shadow: *looks at Amelio*
