Andy: *slams open the door* Running from the police!! *runs behind Mel's desk*
Mel: *sighs and puts his pen down* At work? Really?
Flaz: Hi baby!~
Lane: *walks in* Yo!
Flaz: *perks up* Laney! How are you?! It's been so long! I heard you and Andy live in a van now!
Andy: *pokes his head out and gasps* Playing favorites?!
Lane: *smiles* Yeah, but he treats me well.
Mel: *snickers and goes back to his papers* You have him wrapped around your finger, huh?
Lane: Damn right.
Andy: *whines* Mommy! Dad! Don't talk like I'm not here!
Flaz: *smiles sheepishly*
Lane: Anyway, uh, police? *looks out the door*
Mel: *snaps his fingers* Already gone.
Andy: *gets up and sighs* Thanks dad.
Lane: So awesome! Let's go back to begging for money! *walks out*
Andy: Hell yeah! Ramen for dinner! *follows after*
Mel: *deadpans*
Flaz: *sighs* There goes my strange baby.
Mel: Wonder how he got Lane.
Flaz: Probably from Damien.
Mel: No, from what he told me, Damien was hella jealous. *writes on his papers*
Flaz: Still! Lane is a keeper and Andy's gonna make her really happy.
Mel: *snorts* You do play favorites.
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Damien: Hey Andy. I'll give you a hoagie if you let me eat you out. *holds up a hoagie*
Andy: A hoagie huh? *thinks about it*
Jake: *stretches* I'll throw in a soda if you let me finger you. *holds up a bottle of Coca-Kola*
Damien: *nods*
Andy: Soda is unhealthy. *bites his bottom lip, thinking*
Lane: I'll throw in this bag of chips if you eat me out. *holds up a bag of salty chips*
Andy: Deal!
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