Faz: *looks at Lucifer* Are you pregnant yet?
Lucifer: What?? No?? Why do you assume I'm the one getting pregnant??
Faz: Max-
Lucifer: *stops him* Max was all I needed to hear. *rolls up his sleeves*
Jamey: *stops him* Shut up and sit down.
Faz: *looks at Angelo* Are you pregnant yet??
Angelo: Baby, we've only been at it for two days. I sure hope so!! I'm off the pill, I'm using my demon powers, I'm using those pills that help you procreate faster. I wanna have Chris's babies!! *hugs Chris tight*
Chris: *blushes and grumbles, but hugs back*
Faz: Aww! I wanna be an older brother!!
Jamey: Technically you're a step-older brother. Damien and Ellie right?
Chris: Who?
Lucifer+Angelo: *both look at each other with shock written all over their faces*
Jamey: ..... You forgot Ellie and Damien didn't you?
Lucifer: *Immediately stands up* be right back. *flashes away*
Chris: *raises an eyebrow and looks at Angelo*
Angelo: *grins* we have two other kids.
Chris: I see.
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~ Ellie is now 11 years old ~
Chris: She's... adorable!
Ellie: *smiles* I am aren't I?
Damien: *circling him* Hmmm...
Chris: *looks at him*
Damien: *grabs his face* He's adorable. Why did you choose adorable?
Chris: um-
Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Isn't your precious "Jakey" adorable?
Damien: Don't talk about Jakey that way. *let's go of Chris's face* he's hot adorable: *holds his hand out for Chris.
Chris: *takes it*
Damien; *shakes it* Approved. Welcome to the family.
Angelo: *claps happily* yay!!
Ellie: Are you strong?
Chris: *looks at her* I think so.
Ellie: Lift me up! *holds her arms out*
Chris: Oh uh... *picks her up*
Ellie: Wow! You are strong! *pats his head* Approved.
Lucifer: Wow.
Jamey: *feeding Faz cookies*
Faz: *eating them happily*
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Jamey: did he top you yet?
Lucifer: *snorts* No. it's mostly Angelo riding him.
Angelo: *braiding Chris's hair* He's lying~
Lucifer: *growls* Am not!!
Chris: He is.
Lucifer: You stay out of this.
Jamey: Oh?
Angelo: Lucy rides Chrissy's cock!!
Jamey: Well damn!
Lucifer: fucking- Angelo!!
Angelo: *grins at him* you do!
Chris: I made him my bottom. *grins up at him*
Lucifer: *flicks his forehead* I still fuck you though.
Jamey: spoken like a true switch.
Lucifer: Shut up or I'm cutting off your wife's tail.
Chris: Watch it. *glares up at him*
Lucifer: *groans* I forgot he's your kid.
Jamey: If you even touch Faz, I'll make your life a living hell.
Angelo: please don't fight. How did this conversation turn into an argument?
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Lucifer: *kisses Chris's neck* I'm sorry ok?
Chris: *looking away from him* Y-You don't sound s-sorry. You're very rude t-to your son.
Angelo: *pulls off Chris's dick* That's what I said!
Lucifer: *shoves his head back down on it* I'm not mean to him, I'm just very stern.
Angelo: *happily continues warming it*
Chris: *flicks his forehead* Idiot. You're mean to h-him.
Lucifer: We've gotten a lot better anyways. I'll make it up to him later.
Chris: *thrusts into Angelo's mouth* M-Mmm. Fine. *grabs Angelo's hair and pulls him off*
Angelo: *whines softly*
Chris: Switch.
Angelo: *gets up from the ground and goes beside him*
Lucifer: *gets down on his knees and starts sucking on his cock*
Chris: *moans and holds onto Angelo*
Angelo: *pulls him close and kisses him roughly*
Chris: *kisses back, moaning and runs his hands through his hair*
Angelo: *moans softly and wraps his arms around his neck, swirling his tongue against his*
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Wholesome moments! Plus smut!
