Shadow: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Amelio: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Allie: I personally was created in a lab.
Koda: I just straight up spawned lol.
Shadow: *sighs and rubs his temple* What is wrong with you guys?
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Amelio: Shadow isn't answering his phone.
Allie: *takes out his phone* I'll call. *presses the call button*
Amelio: Koda and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
Shadow: Hello?
Allie: *looks at Amelio*
Amelio: *gaping at him*
Allie: Hi Shads!~
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Amelio: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Allie: What?
Shadow: That you're a child?
Koda: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?!
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having 3 people on one motorcycle.
Amelio: Shit.
Shadow: Wait three?
Cop: Yeah?
Allie: *looks behind him* OH MY GOD KODA FELL OFF!!!
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