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Shadow: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Amelio: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Allie: I personally was created in a lab.

Koda: I just straight up spawned lol.

Shadow: *sighs and rubs his temple* What is wrong with you guys?

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Amelio: Shadow isn't answering his phone.

Allie: *takes out his phone* I'll call. *presses the call button*

Amelio: Koda and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-

Shadow: Hello?

Allie: *looks at Amelio*

Amelio: *gaping at him*

Allie: Hi Shads!~

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Amelio: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Allie: What?

Shadow: That you're a child?

Koda: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?!

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having 3 people on one motorcycle.

Amelio: Shit.

Shadow: Wait three?

Cop: Yeah?

Allie: *looks behind him* OH MY GOD KODA FELL OFF!!!

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