Amelio: W-what if w-we like, kissed right now?
Shadow: *looks at him* What?
Amelio: *blushes and twiddles with his thumb* N-no homo though.
Shadow: *deadpans* Amelio, we're in a relationship!
Amelio: a-as friends are!
Shadow: We've made out countless times at school, you initiate it!!
Amelio: B-because you're my best bro!
Shadow: We had sex!
Amelio: w-wearing socks! It's not gay when y-you wear socks!
Shadow: Our socks were in the laundry.
Amelio: *gasps* So we had gay sex?!
Shadow: I'm going to punch you.
Amelio: *shields himself* Okay okay! You're no fun. *pouts*
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Amelio: I wuv u, uwu.
Shadow: Did you just say uwu out loud?
Amelio: Uh.. snuggles your necky wecky. *nuzzles into him*
Shadow: I hate you so much rn.
Amelio: *snorts* Did you just say rn out loud?
Shadow: *pushes him off the bed* You just lost visitation rights.
Amelio: Nooooooo
