In the younger days
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~ Reverse au ~
Jamey: You're so boring Jinx! I need excitement in my life! *grabs a bottle of whiskey*
Jinx: *gasps and pushes up his glasses* Jamey, that's too much for you!
Jamey: You can't tell me what to do. *opens it and chugs it down*
Jinx: Jamey please! Let's leave this party. *grabs his arm*
Jamey: *pulls it away* Leave me alone! I'm partying and I'm breaking up with you!
Jinx: *gasps*
Jamey: *turns away from him* It was never gonna work!
Jinx: *tears up* Well... I'm sorry I'm too boring for you! *runs out*
Jamey: *feels a bit guilty, but drinks more of the whiskey* I'm sorry too.
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I'm making Jamey promiscuous (like Jerry) when he was younger. He settles down during his 20's and meets Faz.
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~ Wrong au ~
Jamey: YOOOOO!
Faz: *cringes* Please be more quieter, this is a starbucks, not a McDonald's.
Jamey: Your looking fine today baby!
Faz: I'm not your baby, you just call me that.
Jamey: You're suuuper lame! But like hot.
Faz: Are you gonna order something?
Jamey: *leans against the counter* Are you on the menu?
Faz: You're holding up the line... sir?
Jamey: Sir is correct. I want a frappe.
Faz: Mocha or-
Jamey: A you flavored frappe! *laughs*
Faz: *sighs*
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Jamey: What's your true dream?
Faz: *cleaning the counter* When are you gonna leave? It's closing hours.
Jamey: *sips his frappe* You're dodging my question!
Faz: I'm not? But... since you asked. I've always wanted to be a fashion designer.
Jamey: So be one!
Faz: That's not how life is. I'm supporting my family and I'm not gonna quit just because I wanna follow my dream.
Jamey: Then... I'll support it! I have money! *takes out his wallet and throws one dollar bills everywhere*
Faz: Okay first of all, you better pick this all up, people are already stealing them.
Jamey: *squeaks and starts picking up the money, shooing away other people*
Faz: Second of all, Why?
Jamey: I like you! *pops up to him and grabs his face* I like your face! *squishes it* Plus I'm looking for a new career! Maybe helping yours will lead me to my career!
Faz: What was your old one? *takes his hands off*
Jamey: I was in a band!
Faz: Oh.
Jamey: Yep!
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~ Genderbent au ~
Jammy: You are super annoying.
Fiz: *preens and nuzzles into her happily*
Jammy: Ugh! Leave me alone!
Fiz: *licks her face*
Jammy: *pushes her away* Ugh! Gross!! *growls*
Fiz: *whines softly and pouts at her*
Jammy: Mutters: You're so lucky you're cute.
