Max: How dare you?!
Lucifer: eh?
Max: You loved me!!
Lucifer: Not really.
Max: What we had not special??
Lucifer: No. it's just demons fucking.
Max: *gasp* So now it's just my father's Virginity you're after??
Lucifer: Well...
Angelo: *jumps up* We're gonna ask him out on a date!
Max: *eyes widen* Wait so you don't wanna fuck him?
Lucifer: No we do. We wanna fuck his brains out.
Angelo: BUT! We also wanna smother him with love.
Max: Okay... soo..
Lucifer: We have a crush on your dad.
Max: Uh huh.
Angelo: we have-
Lucifer: A crush-
Angelo: on your dad!
Max: I see.
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Max: *bursts through the door* JERRY, ALEX HOLY FUCK!!
Jerry: *spits out his tea*
Alex: *looks over at him* Hm?
Max: You won't believe what I've just been TOLD.
