~ In a locked pen ~
Chris: How come you're taller than me?
Lucifer: I was born a long time ago.
Angelo: I can't even stand up yet! *giggles as he tries standing up*
Lucifer: *deadpans* This sucks, I don't have my powers yet so- *tries jumping up to grab onto the pen lock* I. Can't. Get. Out!
Chris: *laughs* Even your height sucks!
Lucifer: I'll kill you!! *about to tackle him*
Jamey: *catches him and picks him up* Woah! Looks like someone could use something to eat.
Angelo: *makes grabby hands* Me too! Me too!
Jamey: *picks him up too*
Lucifer: *growls and bites Jamey's shoulder, frustrated*
Chris: *flips him off*
Faz: C'mon Dad! I put Willow and Koda to bed. *picks him up*
Chris: Your not gonna feed me from you... are you?
Faz: No?? That's weird and gross.
Jamey: *puts Angelo in a high chair and sits Lucifer down*
Lucifer: I hate you.
Jamey: The feelings mutual.
Faz: *sits Chris down next to Lucifer*
Chris: *sticks his tongue out*
Lucifer: *whines and smacks his hands on the table* I refuse to eat!
Jamey: God, your worse than any of our kids combined. *gives them their food*
Faz: it's cute!
Angelo: *sucking on a spoon of apple sauce*
Chris: *chewing on fried fish sticks*
Lucifer: *turns away*
Jamey: *sighs* Fine. You won't get any dessert.
Lucifer: I don't give a shit!
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Lucifer's gonna be the most stubborn, insufferable kid ever.