Lucifer: *sighs* I don't understand how you guys can love anyone else, but us.
Nat: *smiles nervously* Mikey was really nice to me.
Tyler: *pouts* John's my best friend.
Felix: Jerry, Faz and Alex were just fucks. This guy. *points at Tyler* is getting emotional fucked.
Tyler: *blushes and glares at Felix*
Angelo: Aw Lucy, let them have their fun.
Lucifer: *grumbles*
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~ inside a mall ~
Angelo: *yanks on Lucifer's suit* Lucy, lucy look!!
Lucifer: Eh? *looks at what he's looking at*
Chris: *drinking a smoothie while walking*
Angelo: he's hot!!
Lucifer: *deadpans* He's not so great. Bet he's a pathetic little baby.
Angelo: you say that about all humans.
Lucifer: because it's true!
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Idk I'm bored