Tyler: *preening while receiving kisses*
Felix: *giving said kisses*
John: *standing next to them, deadpanning*
Felix: *licks up Tyler's neck* Enjoying the show Camila?
John: No.
Felix: *huffs at him* How rude, My precious baby deserves all the attention~
Tyler: *blushing, holding onto him*
John: You both suck. Can I please leave the room? What do you want- Pillows?? Blankets?? I can get you the finest silk so you can have sex underneath something, away from my eyes.
Felix: *huffs* Fine! Get us a blanket! *continues giving kisses*
Tyler: *starts giving kisses back*
John: *runs out of the room*
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John: They're so demanding Linda!!
Linda: *giggles while folding the blankets* That's Felix for you. Always so showy. *gives him the blankets*
John: That's the thing! He only does it in front of me!
Linda: *laughs a bit* He likes you!
John: Ugh please! *looks at her* Your the only one that has my attention right now.
Linda: *shoves him* S-stop! I have laundry to do.
John: *blows her a kiss* Till we meet again, mi Amor! *walks off happily*
Linda: *watches him, smiling softly*
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John: you're pregnant?! R-really?
Linda: Yes! The doctor said he's a beautiful baby boy.
John: t-that's wonderful! T-thats incredible! I-I- I'm so happy! *hugs her tight and kisses her*
Linda: *hugs back tight and kisses back*
Felix: *on the other side of the laundry room door* So that's why he's sometimes missing.
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~ 8 months and 30 days later ~
Felix: Shit- *stabs a random thief* Tyler get out of here! John! Clear a path for him!
John: *slashing his way through the group of armed people* Go go go!
Tyler: *nods and runs through* Be safe!!
Felix: *grunts, fighting off another person* Damnit, damnit, damnit!
John: *grunts as he's kicked back* This is all my fault! *stabs through someone else and dodges a sword swing*
Felix: No shit! *slashes through two people* Just keep going!
John: *nods and slashes another*
~ Lots of fighting later ~
John: *panting heavily*
Felix: *looks around panting* T-that all o-of them?
John: *looks around* Yes, go check on Tyler.
Felix: *drops his sword and runs to the hallway entrance*
Man: *shakingly holds up a small gun and points it at Felix* Burn in hell.
John: *sees him* No!! *runs at him*
Man: *fires it and collapses onto the ground*
Felix: *turns around*
John: *jumps in front of him and takes the shot*
Felix: *eyes widen* John!!
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Tyler: *sniffs, rubbing his face* I-is h-he g-gonna be alright?
John: *laying in their bed with a bandaged, bloody stomach*
Felix: I-I don't know. *looking at the gun* He had this- this is super powerful- I-I don't know if he'll make it.
Tyler: *tears up more* H-he saved you. *hugs Felix* He saved you.
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Felix: I'm sorry, but he's gone.
Linda: *falls to her knees, sobbing*
Felix: I'm sorry.
Linda: *holds herself crying out* W-what a-about m-my baby?!
Felix: *crouches down* I can help you, but... when the baby is born. You'll have to give him up.
Linda: *gasps* N-no! I-I cannot-
Felix: Think about it woman!! You have no man, you have no husband, who will provide for you?!
Linda: *hiccups and covers her face*
Felix: I can help you, I will give you the money to start a new. But you will have to leave the baby.
Linda: *sniffles* Where? Where will I find people to care for my child?
Felix: I will. My husband and I will.
Linda: *looks at him, eyes widening*
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Linda: *wipes her face, getting on a boat*
Felix: *waves to her*
Tyler: *holding her baby*
Linda: *cups her hands around her mouth* Please take good care of Gage!!
Tyler: We will!! *waves bye to her as the boat pulls away*
Felix: *watches her go* Finally.
Tyler: Cute baby~ *cooes at the baby*
Felix: Is John awake yet?
Tyler: He was for a small while, but I think he's still recovering in the head.
Felix: Good. *strokes the Gage's hair*
Gage: *squirms a bit, opening his eyes slowly*
Felix: Hello Gage. We're gonna take you to meet your father.
Tyler: *cooes happily, hugging him close* Yes we are!
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Ha HA! John's not dead!
