With teenager Jamey!
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Angelo pushed Chris out the door, "wait-wait- I-I changed my mind-" Lucifer shushed him as he pried his hands off the door. "The kids are asleep, Jamey's watching them and you need a night out" Chris sighed as he was finally out the door. "It's not the kids I'm worried about" he muttered underneath his breath. Lucifer looked at Jamey, who was currently on his phone. "No funny business" He took the phone and put it in his pocket. "Ugh gross. Dad germs" Jamey groaned and flopped on the couch. "Be nice" Angelo said and pulled Lucifer out with Chris. "Love you! Be nice!" Angelo's voice grew dark. "Protect the kids, if I see them hurt or even frazzled, I will punish you myself"
Jamey gave a thumbs up from the couch and Angelo smiled, leaving the room and closing the door. Jamey sat up and tapped his foot, Lucifer took his phone, the wifi was out and the TV was..., he grabbed the remote and tried turning it on, ... broken. He gave a long sigh before he heard something... a strange.. noise. He scanned the living room and heard it again, getting up and deciding to follow it. The noises grew louder as he came closer to the kid's bedroom. 'Wait... it's too late for them to be up this late' he thought and slowly opened the door. Yup, they were all asleep, except... he saw the window slowly open, his eyes widened. An intruder? How fun.
~ meanwhile ~
Angelo cheered as he clinked beer glasses with Lucifer. "Loooooooosen up baby!!" He slurred at Chris as he took small sips from his beer. "I am" Chris softly said and Lucifer shook his head. "You're so tense" Lucifer went behind him as Chris tensed up, turning around. "W-what are you doing?" Lucifer said nothing as he turned him back around and started massaging his back. Chris felt really uncomfortable and Angelo made it worse. "Lucy's massages are the best!!" He hiccuped. "Though mine are p-pretty different" he giggled to himself. Chris blushed red as he put his head in his hands. Lucifer kept massaging and slowly, Chris started unwinding. It actually felt nice. "You don't feel so tense anymore" Lucifer commented. Angelo drank another cup of beer and hiccuped, "I-I wonder how Jamey's d-doing"
~ Jamey! ~
Jamey laughed as he sliced through a shadow's head, blood and shadow essence spilling out everywhere. "Now this is how you spend a Saturday Night!!" He stabbed another Shadow as it was slowly creeping up on him. "Lucifer and Angelo are missing out!!" His demonic voice was coming out. He loved the bloodshed, he lived for it. Jamey slapped himself, literally, and looked around. "Focus" he told himself as he saw more Shadow's coming out of the woods. "This is gonna be a long night" He said to himself and grabbed a nearby axe that was stuck in a tree trunk. "Convenient!" He grinned as he ran at the shadows, unbeknownst of tiny hands pressed against the windows, watching his every movement with admiration.
~ Several hours later ~
Jamey was panting, heavily. His movements were slowing down, they were still coming out from every angle. Why won't they stop. His vision was blurring, something was telling him to go back inside and lock up everything, but another part wanted him to stay and fight. He wanted to feel the blood on his hands. Jamey shook his head as he continued to fight. He noticed they were only trying to get into the Kid's bedroom. Why? Lucifer and Angelo only told him that there were monsters afoot, but they never told him why they were here, why they were chasing them. Only to protect and attack. "Man, I hate being out of the loop" He muttered as he slammed a shadow's face into the ground, stomping on it's head.
~ Back with the gang ~
Chris was on his fifth beer before pointing at Lucifer accusingly. "Y-you! Y-you got me d-dunk!" He hiccuped and patted his. "W-why y-you g-gotta do t-that?!" Lucifer chuckled as he sipped his own beer. "Because you're such a pain in my ass" Angelo had passed out on Lucifer's chest and was just being cradled. Chris sobbed and wiped his face, "I-I'm sorry! I-it's just so hard being a s-single f-father w-with t-two toddlers a-a-and a b-baby!!" He hiccuped and puts his head on the counter. Lucifer was about to say something before he heard snoring and he chuckled softly. "Time to go home I guess"
~ back with Jamey ~
Jamey locked the front door as he collapsed in front of it. He was so tired. He felt his eyes slowly collapse, but got up when he heard crying come from the kid's room. He dropped the axe and slammed the door open, all the window's were closed and locked, but Faz was crying. Jamey sighed in relief and looked at his hands, he needed to wash up before he did anything. So begrudgingly leaving the tiny infant crying, he quickly washed his arms and hands. He dried them with a towel before quickly making his way back towards the crying infant. He was now red-faced, full blown, crying. Jamey picked him up carefully and started rocking him back and forth, making soft shushing sounds. Faz slowly stopped crying, hiccuping and held tightly onto his chest. Jamey patted his back slowly and smiled a little. Faz stared at him with his big baby blue eyes, he was super cute. He sighed softly, feeling all his energy give out on him and he crawled onto the kids's bed. He held Faz close as he started drifting to sleep, he heard Faz giggle as the sound of footsteps grew entered the house.
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Lucifer sighed as he looked around the house, he put Chris on the couch and Angelo in their room before actually taking in everything. Bloody footprints, bloody axe, ugh Jamey. "Why do you make such a mess?" He muttered as he started cleaning everything up. He peeked inside the kid's room, to find Jamey asleep on the kid's bed, Faz was laying down in his arms, fully awake, cooing softly. Lucifer shrugged and continued cleaning as morning grew closer.
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"I'm actually surprised that you managed to control yourself" Lucifer told Jamey over breakfast. He rolled his eyes, "please, control your voice level, I wouldn't want the neighbors to hear" Jamey told him and stabbed at his eggs. Lucifer opened his mouth to say something, but Jamey beat him to it. "I know, you put the medicine in my food" he pushed the plate away. "How come Angelo's not up yet?" Lucifer cleared his throat. "Your mother is still asleep" Jamey made a 'mhm' confirmation and went on his phone. Just then Max ran in the kitchen. "Uncle Lucy! Uncle Lucy!! Why isn't daddy waking up?!" He whined and teared up. Lucifer sighed, "Hold on, he's just hungover" he headed out towards the living room and Max turned towards Jamey. "H-hey um..." Jamey looked at him and raised his eyebrow. "Y-you were really cool last night!!" His eyes sparkled as Jamey looked at him in confusion. "Y-you didn't give up!! Y-you uh.. you kept going! T-that was s-super cool!!!" He squealed and ran over to him. "You're the coolest person I've ever met!! Well uh.. second to my daddy" Jamey stared at him awkwardly, he's never had a child tell him they admired him. Jerry never really admired him, more like.. looked at him like a father, which was weird since he was his older brother. "Umm.. thanks?" Jamey answered unsurely. Max beamed as he felt his face heat up a bit and run out the kitchen.
Angelo cooed, "awwww~" Jamey jumped and looked at Angelo. He smiled sheepishly, holding an ice pack to his head. Jamey grumbled and looked away, feeling embarrassed.
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Chris was a little ooc, but I think he held up well
Also I was trying to do a thing, if Jamey likes killing too much, scary would take over and go on a rampage, he is a teenager, he has no control over Scary and Scary might unleash Jamey's demon side
Kinda like how Jerry loses his control over his demon side and it takes over whenever it wants to.
