Jerry: You ever feel like the tightest, but like wettest ass in history that you just slide in so easily?
Jamey: Please stop describing our mother's ass to me.
Jerry: Technically step-mother. So it's not incest. But fuck man! You should totally hit that!
Jamey: No.
Jerry: Well at least it's mutual. I fuck Angie and Lucy fucks the shit out of Max, I love having my way with that man~
Jamey: Soooo rape?
Jerry: How is it rape when I'm married to him?
Jamey: *shrugs* Just trying to end this horrendous conversation.
Jerry: Too bad! I can fit both my fists in. I wanna try my le-
Jamey: Shut up!!!
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Jerry: Seriously Jamey. I can only talk to you about this, no one else.
Jamey: *groans*
Jerry: Mom has a huge cock! Slightly bigger than Maxi's, but only because Mom's full demon. Once was half, but then Dad changed him to full.
Jamey: I'm ignoring you.
Jerry: Anyways, we did it doggy style today, in front of a crowd of demons. Mom said he was feeling showy. We gave them a show, we also got turned on by Max's screams, y'know? Dad is super unforgi-
Jamey: *covers his ears*
Jerry: muffled: and then we switched positions and then I fucked him on Dad's throne. It was super hot. I took pictures of it and then I recorded myself eating him out, right there! In front of everyone.
Jamey: *groans*
Jerry: still muffled: Anyways, the point is, We had a lot of fun that night. And we'll probably rest up and go again on Monday. Thanks for listening Jamey! *skips away happily*
Jamey: I hate my family.
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