Lucifer: You're a good boy. Only listen to papa, ok?
Jamey: Ok!
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Chris: Papa is stupid and dumb. Listen to Dada, ok?
Jamey: Ok!
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Angelo: Listen to neither!! Momma's the only correct person in this house. Ok?
Jamey: Ok!
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Lucifer: You told him I was dumb??
Chris: and stupid.
Lucifer: *corners him against the wall* oh you are so gonna get it when I fuck you into the mattress!!
Angelo: *covers Jamey's ears* Lucy please!
Jamey: *blinks owlishly at them*
Angelo: *uncovers them*
Lucifer: Creepy. Don't do that.
Jamey: *frowns and nods* Ok papa! I won't do it no more.
Angelo: You can still be yourself ok?
Chris: *shoves Lucifer away* Don't listen to Lucy. You can do what you want as long as it doesn't harm yourself or others.
Jamey: I-
Angelo: no it should be, there are certain limits on what you can do-
Lucifer: No it isn't! It's listen to your parents or they'll discipline you. Spanking and stuff like that.
Chris: That's terrible!
Angelo: We are not hitting our children.
Lucifer: What?? They used to do that shit all the time!
Angelo: *looks at Jamey* Don't listen to that.
Jamey: *holding his head* Hmmph!
Angelo: What's wrong?
Jamey: *grunts and looks away from them*
Chris: *looks over* What's wrong Jamey?
Jamey: *puffs out his cheek*
Lucifer: What are you doing?
Jamey: Too complicated! *runs away*
Angelo: ah-
Chris: ah crap-
Lucifer: Too complicated??
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Imagine trying to balance three dads. Who do you listen too???
