"Are you serious?" Chris says as he looked between his two so called "friends". Angelo gave him a big smile while Lucifer rubbed at his temples. "What?" Angelo asked, laughing a bit. "I figured you should know! We would never keep secrets from you!" Lucifer groaned in his seat. Chris sighed and leaned against the wall, he needed new friends. "We should've left it Angie. If I hadn't bonded us immortality, I would've dug you into the ground" Lucifer growled out, he was clearly upset. Angelo cooed at him and kissed his nose, "Don't be like that. He's curious now!" He turned to Chris, who was swimming around in his head. "Chris?" Angelo asked, waving a hand in front of his face.
"Am I top?" Chris blurted out, making Angelo and Lucifer freeze. Angelo's face broke out in a wide grin as Chris realized his mistake. "Fuck yeah! Lucifer takes you in the ass!" Angelo laughs as Lucifer looks ready to punch someone, probably him. Chris laughed nervously before exiting the room. "Come back!" Angelo shouted, "You can still be in the threesome! I'll change into you and we can double penetrate Lucy!" He got up running after him. Lucifer rubbed his face and sighed, "I'm getting too old for this shit"
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Angelo would totally brag about how much Lucifer likes getting fucked by "Chris"
Aka Angelo as Chris
