Damien: *smashes a table* HOW DARE YOU?!
Lucifer: *holding his coffee cup, staring at the mess* So... You found out.
Angelo: *holding his plate of eggs* Wait I thought you were gonna tell them! You said you'd take care of it!
Lucifer: Yeah I did, but then I figured out I could do it by text.
Damien: *slaps Lucifer* DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE! You gave my position to Ellie?! ELLIE?!
Lucifer: Now that was uncalled for. *rubs his cheek*
Damien: *screams out in frustration and grabs a chair, smashing it on Lucifer*
Lucifer: *unfazed* Listen, pumpkin-
Damien: You don't get to call me that!! *grabs the other chair*
Angelo: Wait wait wait! I'm still in it!! *holding onto it*
Damien: *puts it back down and grabs the cupboard, prying it off the wall and slamming it into Lucifer*
Lucifer: *still unfazed* Are you done? *brushes off the little pieces from the cupboard*
Damien: *pulls at their hair and kicks a table piece, sighing* Yes.
Lucifer: I'm sorry, Damien. You have a family now, you have people that need you. Ellie doesn't even have a boyfriend-
Ellie: *pops out* Yet! *opens the fridge*
Lucifer: Yet.
Angelo: Or girlfriend!
Damien: I hate you. *looks at Ellie*
Ellie: The feelings mutual. *starts making a sandwich*
Damien: *sighs* I'm never forgiving you for this.
Lucifer: *shrugs* I don't care, I just need to retire.
Angelo: *elbows him*
Lucifer: What??
