Felix: Tell me. Do I conquer the world?
Flaz: *hums, filing his nails* You do-
Felix: For real?! *excited*
Flaz: Let me finish. You do, but it comes at a heavy price.
Felix: Let me guess, it involves John?
Flaz: Yeah, but also Nat and Mike.
Felix: *raises an eyebrow* Okay.
Flaz: They're dead.
Felix: *eyes widen a bit*
Flaz: At least Mike and Nat are. Johnny boy, leaves you-
Felix: *slams his hands on the table* He wouldn't dare!! He's mine!!
Flaz: *deadpans* You killed Mike and Nat by accident with your army. The three of them try to knock some sense into you, but your army took it the wrong way and killed Nat and Mike. John was the only one spared. Knowing that you killed Mike and Nat, he left you.
Felix: *sits back down* But... they're demons.
Flaz: Dad, do you honestly think that future you wouldn't give the army demon tactics?? Other Dad was bound to stop you! He would've actually managed to kill you! He was the prince of hell!!
Felix: *bites his nail* B-but our deal- our marriage-
Flaz: Is still there. But he basically disappears. Dad, I fully support you taking over the world, but it's gonna come at a price. Even if you told them not to shoot Nat and Mike, they shoot John instead! He's dead and you're left to grief! Filled with guilt you take your own life in hopes of finding him in the after life!
Felix; *ruffles up his hair* Why did he become a demon?!
Flaz: Because he wanted to help you. He wanted to know what you were thinking since you wouldn't let him in.
Felix: *stares at him* is there a way to change his mind?
Flaz: Ehhh a couple, but once you direct what you do a certain way, it becomes limited on what I can do to change it.
Felix: *grumbles* Shit.
Tammy: *lays his head on Flaz's shoulder* What if he just doesn't take over the world?
Flaz: *glances at Tammy before looking back at Felix* You wouldn't understand.
Felix: *stops grumbling and looks at him* What?
Flaz: Oh nothing! Just thinking out loud.
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Idk an idea, I was mostly just pulling bullshit out of my ass
