Jerry: Let me clear something up for you.
Jamey: Okay.
Jerry: There is a huge difference between Love and Sex.
Jamey: *raises an eyebrow* Okay.
Jerry: I love Max. I love that man with all my heart, when we fuck, we aren't just having sex, we're making love. I would do anything for him no questions ask.
Jamey: Well then why-
Jerry: *stops him* Sex is something different. I love Angie sure, but when I have sex with him it's just horniness. We all know it's just meaningless sex! So stop bringing me down! We always ask first, I always text max. He always texts me if it's okay.
Jamey: That's... pretty sweet.
Jerry: And if I wanna see Max getting fucked by a complete stranger, I'm gonna make sure they don't have any diseases or other shit! I'm gonna make sure they don't fall in love with us and know it's meaningless sex! I just love my husband so much, I want to see his pleasurable face. I don't want them to cum inside him so I always make sure they put a condom on!
Jamey: You know we can't catch anything right?
Jerry: Doesn't matter! I still won't let them.
Jamey: Alright, Alright. You made your point.
Jerry: Good!
Jamey: Is that all you wanted to say?
Jerry: That and Max wants to have sex with you.
Max: *from another room* did you tell him yet?!
Jerry: Yes!!
Jamey: No!
Max: Boo!
Jerry: You're not fun anymore
