Mystical Magic (Loki x Reader)

Chapter 50 - We need to get out of here

"Banner? Hey, hey, Banner, you alright? Suns going down buddy. Suns going down" Thor tried to comfort Bruce and you smacked your palm to your face

"I'm going to die in space with this idiot" You muttered to yourself

"Thor?" Bruce asked, as if what was going on around him was a dream. Then he looked around and saw you. "Y/N?"

"Yeh, hi! Glad you're not green any more!" You greeted him and helped him up as he held onto the oversized trousers around his waist that he had on when he was Hulk

"What happened to your hair?" Bruce asked Thor when he saw the shortcut of it. Great, you were going to die in space with two idiots and one had PhD's!

"Oh, just some creepy old man cut it off" Thor answered him as you were just shaking your head and seeing if there were any clothes on the jet for Bruce

Luckily, you knew Tony all too well and he stashes clothes everywhere. You found a pair of jeans and a t-shirt in one of the compartments and handed them to Bruce. "Here, these will fit you a bit better"

"Oh, oh thanks Y/N. Where are we by the way? How's Nat?" Bruce asked as he turned around to out the clothes on

"Oh Nat's good i think. Last time i checked in she was good" You told him, completely keeping out your whereabouts out of it so it doesn't stress him out

"What happened to Sokovia? Did we save it?" He then asked

"Oh, Sokovia was 2 years ago buddy" Thor told him

"What do you mean? I've been Hulk for 2 years?!" Bruce gasped and you saw the veins in his neck go green

"Hey, hey, you're okay, calm down" You said to him as you pulled him into a tight hug. It was a good trick you had learned. Tight hugs release oxytocin in the brain, reducing stress. It worked, Bruce seemed to calm down and he even hugged you back.

"Thanks, Y/N" Bruce said softly as you parted

"Now, try not to freak out, but there's something else you need to know. We're not on earth" You told him. Thankfully he didn't freak out

"What do you mean? We're on another planet?" He asked surprisingly calm. You guessed the hug was still working from just

From somewhere outside the ship the sound of a loud Tannoy buzzed. "Sakaar, hear ye!" Came The Grandmaster's voice over it. "Attention please! I have some bad news. My beloved, excelted champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion!"

"Well shit. This spices things up" You cussed

"Who's the loud guy?" Bruce asked

"He's like the king here. The ruler. You actually lived in his house while you have been here" Thor answered him as he looked around outside the jet and you were trying to signal him to stop talking

"I did?" Bruce seemed to be amazed by this news

"Yeh, we actually had a fight recently" Thor informed him, obviously missing my signs to shut the hell up

"Did I win?" Bruce asked

"No, i did, obviously" Thor chuckled nervously

"Oh don't bullshit the man. You won Bruce, but it was a dirty fight. It's a long story" You told him the majority of the truth, not wanting to get into it right now

"It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away" The Grandmaster came over the loudspeaker again and you sniggered at Thor being called Lord instead of God

"Don't" Thor pointed to you which made you laugh harder

"Anyway, come on. We have to go back and get Loki and figure out a plan on how to get back to Asgard" You told Thor as you walked out of the jet and into the street

"Wait, what do you mean Asgard? We aren't going back to Earth?" Bruce asked, worried

"Sorry bro, Earth is going to have to wait!" You told him

"Yeh. Hela, my sister who I only recently found out is my sister, is the Goddess of Death and has taken over Asgard. Me, you, Y/N and Loki have to fight her to save our people" Thor told Bruce. Gods, he didn't know when to shut his cake hole.

"No, no I can't do that. I can't be Hulk again!" Bruce said as he pulled Thor into an alcove and stopped, so you went over to them. "If i become Hulk again, I might not be able to come back to Banner"

"It's okay, Bruce. You don't have to turn into Hulk again," You reassured him. "And you don't have to fight Hela, but we do need to go to Asgard first"

"But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, Hulk is very powerful and useful," Thor admitted. By this point you were ready to throw something at the idiot

"But Banners powerful and useful too" Bruce protested

"Is he really though?" Thor didn't seem convinced

"How many PhD's does Hulk have? 0. How many PhD's does Banner have? 7!" Bruce argued back

"Guys, we're out in the open here. We need to move!" You warned them after seeing some passers by watching you

Thor looked around him on the floor and picked something up that you couldn't see...until he put it on his head.

"What are you doing with a towel?" Bruce asked

"I needed a disguise" Thor said nonchalantly, like it was obvious

"As disguises go, that is terrible" You sighed. "You can see your damned face for crying out loud!"

"Not when I do...this!" Thor said an put it over is face

"Did Hulk hit you in the head too hard when you were fighting? Because you're being abnormally stupid right now" You told Thor who seemed to look a little hurt by the comment.

"Come on!" Thor said and started to walk through the crowd towards The Grandmasters tower

There were people everywhere wearing green and Hulk face masks. Some were throwing green powder around the streets. You were worried about Bruce so you made sure he was right in front of you the whole time where you could see him.

"Oof!" The muffled sound came from Thor in front of Bruce and you saw that Thor had walked into some big ugly rock alien and the alien was not impressed with it.

Then something came down on the back of the aliens neck and it collapsed at Thors feet to reveal a human looking woman behind it