LeoPika short stories and one shots!

"Jade Chamber"

NSFW AT THE END AHAHAHA
More Genshin Brainrot. Leorio is the captain of the mighty Crux Fleet, and Kurapika is the Tianquan (basically a diplomat/ businessman) who commandeers the main government over the people of Liyue. Yes, this is Beidou/Ningguang from Genshin Impact.
Also, they are actually pretty close in height, so idk try to imagine Kurapika as 6'0 lol
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"Honey, I'm home!" Leorio burst through the doors of the Jade Chamber [the floating palace of Tianquan].

Kurapika tried to be annoyed, but it felt like a weight had lifted from his shoulders. "I'm in my office!" He called, knowing that he wouldn't be heard. One of his secretaries would lead him straight in.

"Knock knock~" Leorio appeared around the corner, holding a cerulean vase with a bow. "I brought you another gift from overseas, this one is to hold the flowers I got you from the tallest peak in Liyue."

"Now you're just boasting." Kurapika rolled his eyes and took the vase gently. He set it on a bookshelf, alongside a couple more miscellaneous trinkets and treasures that Leorio had brought. "Besides, those flowers are long dead."

Leorio clutched his heart in mock offense. "You killed the flowers I worked so hard to get for you?"

"I preserved them as long as I could." Kurapika said, returning to his desk. "Now, do you have the reports I requested about the fishing trade with Ritou?" He put on his gold-rimmed reading glasses.

Leorio rolled his eyes and dug some scrolls out of his bag. "It's not as much as you were hoping, but go easy on them, their nation is locked up tight and these are hard times."

"You read these documents before delivering them?" Kurapika looked up at him over his glasses.

"No." Leorio looked away guiltily. "In my defense, it was a really long voyage!"

"That is a serious offense, Leorio," Kurapika whispered. "I've told you that reading confidential records during retrieval and delivery is mutiny! Do you want me to hand you and your crew over to the millelith?" [the army/police]

"You leave my crew out of this, they had nothing to do with it." Leorio put a hand down on the table. "They are good men and women, and they have families to fund."

"All the more reason not to go through my stuff."

Leorio threw his hands in the air. "Fine, fine, you win. I won't read the stuff I send."

Kurpaika went back to his work. "Thank you. I expect you to keep your word."

Leorio grumbled and pulled a chair to sit in.

Kurapika glanced at him. "Do you have more business here?"

Leorio pouted. "I came all the way up here and don't even get a kiss? Do you know how hard it is to get to a floating palace?"

Kurapika shrugged. "I do it twice a day, sometimes more. It's not that hard."

Leorio whined and threw his head back.

"Leorio, hush. This is still a workplace. Kissing is considered unprofessional... plus," he glanced up. "Your whining has gathered an audience."

The audience was a gaggle of boys and girls, all incredibly intelligent secretaries and understudies of Kurapika's. They were peeking around the corner to catch a glimpse of the mighty Captain Leorio.

They all giggled and scurried off when Leorio turned around to look at them. "What? Huh, I didn't see anyone."

Kurapika shook his head with a smile.

"So..." Leorio whispered. "Do u have time for a quickie?"

"Leorio." Kurapika said sternly.

"Kurapika~" he whined, leaning over the table. "I was gone for a week! Do you know how often I thought about you?"