May 2nd, 12:01 AM
STRAY KIDS
oldmanchan: hey so what should i do if i accidentally liked my ex gf's post back from 2023
leeknow: HOE PUT THAT PHONE DOWN IMMEDIATELY
minniemouse: just retire at that point
pizzaslice: fake your death.
ilovefelix: 2023???? tf, were you in there with a lantern???
oldmanchan: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR
leeknow: literally no one 'accidentally' ends up 147 weeks deep
savagefetus: DID YOU UNLIKE IT FAST ENOUGH
oldmanchan: instantly.
minniemouse: too late unc.
minniemouse: she's probably already seen it. instagram has probably already sent her, her friends, her grandma and the pentagon a notification.
oldmanchan: shit fuck fuck aaghhh
Jisuck: LIKE THREE MORE POSTS SO IT SEEMS INTENTIONAL
leeknow: absolutely not, that's horrible advice
oldmanchan: AGHHH SHE TEXTED ME
ilovehyunjin: NOOOOO
oldmanchan went offline
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ilovefelix: okay so chan might be fried
pizzaslice: oh well
Jisuck: ANYWAYS there's currently a raccoon staring at me through the window
Jisuck: its just...staring at me
savagefetus: LMAO
leeknow: WTF WHERE THAT'S CREEPY
Jisuck: I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
savagefetus: open the window and hear him out
Jisuck: no
pizzaslice: maybe its here to collect rent
leeknow: i already paid rent no the fuck its not
Jisuck: OMG IT MOVED
minniemouse: okay keep us updated national geographic
Jisuck: IT'S PUTTING ITS HANDS ON THE GLASS
leeknow: okay no i'm eliminating it
leeknow: JUST STOP SCREAMING
Jisuck: yes pls save me papi
leeknow went offline
Jisuck went offline
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pizzaslice: okay then
ilovefelix: why is with those two and getting bullied by animals all the time
ilovefelix: like honestly
minniemouse: stfu you inhaled a bee
ilovefelix: THAT WAS ONE TIME-
savagefetus: guys be honest if you saw me fighting a bear would you help
minniemouse: tf?
pizzaslice: depends.
savagefetus: on WHAT
pizzaslice: on who started it
ilovehyunjin: if the bear is cute i might side with it
savagefetus: woww okay noted
ilovefelix: also why are YOU fighting a bear?
ilovefelix: and your infant ass is built like a fucking twig
savagefetus: 1. no the fuck im not
savagefetus: 2. because i wanted to fight one
ilovefelix: okay okay chill
savagefetus: i hope you slip on a banana peel and end up deceased
ilovefelix: OKAY CHILL
oldmanchan went online
oldmanchan: IM BACK
minniemouse: where tf did you go again?
minniemouse: ohh right your ex girlfriend
oldmanchan: WE'RE ALL GOOD HERE
minniemouse: damn it i was hoping for some more drama
oldmanchan: well too bad, some of us are actually emotionally intelligent
minniemouse: i hope you're not talking about yourself
oldmanchan: dw i wasnt lol
savagefetus: 👏👏👏
pizzaslice: 👏👏👏
ilovefelix: 👏👏👏
ilovehyunjin: 👏👏👏
oldmanchan: what are you children clapping about
ilovefelix: idk jeongin started it
oldmanchan: and also where tf did jisung and lee know go
pizzaslice: idk something about a skinwalker racoon or something
oldmanchan: oh shit
oldmanchan: anyways.
ilovefelix: 💀
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Okay I can explain (I can't lol). But I deadass logged in here for the first time in over a year, saw like 1k notifications and decided to write something. Had to reread the entire book to remember what this was about first though lmao.
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
