BORUSARA - Oneshots xx

Autocorrect Is Lethal

Today was a nice day. The weather was soft and slightly breezy. The sun was out shining but not with enough intensity to cause discomfort. The birds chirped and tree leaves rustled, filling the surroundings with their soft sounds.

And Sasuke was a happy man. He had it all planned. It was one of the rarest occasion when the entire Uchiha family was free. The entire meant only three people but still those three were the some of the highly important citizens of Konoha.

He was a member of Konoha's head council now. Sakura was still Konoha Hospital's director and his daughter had recently secured her status as the Hokage's apprentice. Thanks to all the above positions they held, it had became Increasingly difficult lately for them to see each other, let alone have a decent meal together.

So, Sasuke couldn't miss this incredible opportunity. He had arranged a picnic for his lovely girls and he was sure that they're going to love it.

Sakura was in their room, fresh out of shower, dressing up.

"Anata?" Her voice reached his ears and he grunted in response as he placed the food in the picnic basket.

"Can you please check up on Sarada? She must be in shower? Tell her that I'm done. She needs to be quick or we'll be late."

"Hai." He said loud enough for her to hear and climbed up the stairs leading to Sarada's room.

Over the years he had come to know Sarada better. He had paid grave attention to her likes and dislikes and her little quirks like how she bookmarks the pages of her favourite books or how her bookshelf is filled with an array of mystery and history books. Even how her nose scrunches up when something she doesn't like is cooked in dinner.

By now he knew that his daughter was not very 'girly' in behaviour so her room rarely had 'cutesy' stuff. Sasuke didn't mind. Anything she liked was fine with him.

"Sarada?" He knocked. After receiving no answer he opened the room, only to hear the sound of water running from her bathroom.

"Sarada?" He called again.

"Papa?"

"Sakura's asking you to be quick. She's ready."

"Okay! I'll be ready soon! Just give me five minutes." He hummed in answer and was about leave the room when her phone buzzed at her study table.

Sasuke stopped for a second but then walked to the phone to see the deal. Since she has taken up the position of the Hokage apprentice, it was not uncommon for her to receive immediate summons and urgent messages.

Expecting something like that Sasuke picked up the phone only to be met with the following sentences.

Boruto

I'll be seeing you tomorrow?

Yes

Btw, I love your teats!

Sasuke blinked. But it did not vanish. He blinked again but it still was present. He kept the phone back silently and went to his wife.

"Sakura?"

"Yes?"

"Where did Boruto and Mitsuki went for their latest mission? Naruto told you, right?"

"Yes, they went to Kumo and a small village nearby. But I think they've already departed from there. They'll be somewhere near the outskirts of fire country, maybe around Hosu?"

"Okay, thank you." He said and moved to the court yard. Activating his rinnegan, he opened a portal which alarmed Sakura.

"Is everything okay? Is Boruto in any danger? Should I tell Naruto?"

Sasuke entered the portal saying, "Yes, he is in grave danger. You should tell Naruto that his son might not return back from the mission."

Sakura screamed "WHAT?!" but her scream was muffled by another shriek from inside the house.

Sakura stormed into her daughter's room with a fist raised to crush any intruder to death if they so much as dared to touch a hair on her daughter's head.

But the sight she came to was nothing she had thought of. Sarada stood there in stupefied horror, looking pale and flushed at the same time staring at the screen of her phone.

As Sakura peeked over her shoulder, she froze.

Oh my god! Sasuke... don't tell me Sasuke saw this?! Noooooo! Shit!

"Sarada! We need to go to Naruto now!"

"Eh?!"

...

"Crap! Crap! Crap!" Boruto cursed out loudly.

Beside him, Mitsuki was trying to take a nap but his friend's sounds of distress alarmed him.

"Is everything okay, Boruto?" His voice was laced with worry at seeing Boruto in a condition which looked like as if he had seen a ghost or something.

"No, it's not! Mitsuki! Gimme you cell -ttebasa!" He stretched out a hand in desperation.

Mitsuki tilted his head to a side but pulled out his phone only to see it dead. He remembered that he had been talking to his parent recently about how human reproduction system works.

Now Boruto actually screamed as if he had seen death.

"What happened?" Mitsuki asked trying to placate a sobbing Boruto.

"I was texting Sarada when she said that she owed me a treat for the scroll we're bringing her. So I asked her if she would be free tomorrow and she said yes so we made plans to meet at Thunderburgers! And then I wrote 'Btw, I love your treats!' which my damned autocorrect changed into 'Btw, I love your teats!' Then the battery went dead! Mitsuki! She's going to murder me! It's the worst thing possible."

"No, it's not."

"Eh? What the hell then is?"

"Sasuke-san seeing it."

"I'm dead." Boruto despaired. "I'm so dead."

"Yes, you are."

A new but very familiar voice said.

After that, a blood curling scream echoed through the entire forest.

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Disclaimer : Naruto and Boruto : Naruto Next Generations belong to Masashi Kishimoto, Ukyo Kodachi and Mikio Ikemoto.