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Deadpool wanting to be a throuple with Logan and his partner

With another day behind, the couple are ready to go to bed. While down to their boxes, Logan and Y/N are lying in bed, with Wolverine observing looking at his partner, who's behind his phone. Feeling a bit bored, the Canadian speaks up.

"Wanna do somethin' fun?"

Y/N looks back at the side of his eyes, seeing a cheeky smile. After some thinking, Y/N shrugs and put his phone aside. "Sure."

With a chuckle, Logan leans in to kiss Y/N, putting a hand behind the back of his head. As the couple continues to make out, the Wolverine notices that his partner seems to be particularly fond of a certain area of his body.

"Somebody sure loves my ass." Logan mutters as he continues making out with his partner.

"What do you mean?"

"Hm?"

Logan opens his eyes to see Y/N's putting his hands against his chest. That's when the Canadian quickly stop making out and turns around, seeing no one. Instinctively, he pulls up the bedsheet to see the culprit.

"Hi!"

"The fuck!?" Logan quickly kicks Deadpool out of his bed.

As the third party falls on the floor, Y/N quickly covers himself with the bedsheets as Logan protectively gets in front of his partner. Without seeming bothered, Deadpool stands up.

"I'm not really a feet guy but I would love it if you kicked my ass instead."

"The fuck are you doing here!?" Logan demands answers, with quick pulling out his claws as he aims towards the masked man.

"Spending some quality time with my favourite guys."

"Have you heard of privacy!?" Y/N yells. "Get out!"

"Oh, so I should feel lonely again? Not happening." Deadpool puts his hands on his tights, taking a stance. All the while, the couple continues to glare at him. "What's wrong with spending with the men I love?"

"The fuck are you talking about?!" Logan begins to get impatient and get out of the bed as he slowly walks over to the intruder with his claw pointing towards him.

"You know. Us. A throuple."

Y/N blinks of few times at him. "Sorry, what!?"

"A throuple. Basically, like a couple, but with three people in it." Deadpool calmly explains.

"Don't add yourself to what we got!" Logan then gets forward to grab Deadpool.

"Ouch. Ouch." Deadpool responds as his arm is behind his back. "Wait- do I feel pain?"

"You will if you won't leave us alone."

Logan then drags Deadpool out of the room. Opening the door, he throws the intruder out of the bedroom. With a slam, he closes the door and looks tiredly back at his boyfriend.

"I fucking hate that guy."

-

They should've known things weren't going to be easy ever since Deadpool decided he's a throuple with Logan and Y/N. The regular couple just wanted to be themselves, and only themselves, and yet Deadpool keeps bugging them. Whether it's dropping in when they're showering, or during a movie night, they find it unbearable. After the many rejects, Deadpool got an idea.

Getting home to his apartment, Y/N he walks in the living room to see 'Logan' wearing his Wolverine suit, alongside the mask on and a cigar while sitting on the couch, watching tv.