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Wolverine's son hiding his relationship with Deadpool

Requested by @nicks-hands. Hope you like it!

Logan thinks he and his son are two peas in a pot. Both have the same mutation, the same personality, same attitude. Basically everything. And yet there are some differences between them, though the father doesn't really know one besides things like age and appearances. The son on the other hand does know one thing, the way they view Wade Wilson.

Wolverine is a man with a no nonsense personality. Sure, he's fine with having fun once a while, but not always. Wade on the other hand is always having fun and acts just weird. And thus, Logan distances himself from Deadpool. His son thinks otherwise.

Y/N isn't sure why, but he finds it a bit endearing how Wade acts. While he often thinks he's crass, there is a certain charm to his brashness. Deadpool being Deadpool, he flirts with anyone and anything, only to be surprised that Wolverine's son out of all people took the bait and flirt back. And thus, they started a secret relationship, which sounds more exciting than it actually is.

"Y/N." While staying at the X-Mansion, Logan walks in his son's room. That's when he sees Y/N putting on his shirt and looks back at his dad. "Want to go for a run?"

"I have to pass. Got other plans."

"Suit yourself." Logan then walks away and closes the door behind him.

Y/N then looks back at the ensuite of his room. "He's gone."

Wade then appears, back wearing his usual suit except his mask. "What are the chances he kills me if he found out about us?"

"He wouldn't waste a second." Y/N responds back. "And that's why we're never going to tell him about us."

"For the rest of our lives?" Deadpool questions in doubt. "For what I know, our regeneration powers allow us to live... how long?"

"...Probably 200 years more. Or a lot more than that."

"And you think we can hide it for 500 years?"

Y/N raises an eyebrow. "Someone is optimistic about our relationship."

"W-Well..." Wade becomes flustered a bit, a rare sight of him. Y/N knows whenever he's serious, it really is serious. "I like you. And I don't want your dad to kill me because I want to be with you."

Y/N smiles a bit. "You're right... Let me just think of how to deal with this." He scratches the back of his head. "Maybe he can tolerate you?"

"Like that ever is going to happen."

"It worked for me."

"That's different. You wanted to fuck me, and I fucking hope Logan doesn't."

Y/N chuckles. "I sure hope so either. Anyway, let's just keep it quiet. It wouldn't be so hard."

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Since Deadpool isn't part of the X-Men, he needs to be clever whenever he wants to spend time with Y/N while in the mansion. That's why Wade is glad he is, according to himself, 'a master of disguise.' Whether it's pizza deliverer, a regular delivery guy, or the gardener, Wade uses his 'acting skills' into his relationship.

Today, Wade is dressed as a plumper. The biggest problem he always faced with his disguises is covering up his scars. That's why he's so glad he managed to cover it with make-up. Besides that, he also wears a fake mustache, sunglasses, a cap and a fake-beer gut. And thus, he gets in front of the gate, saying Y/N called him.