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Pietro and Y/N are having a prank competition

Y/N and Pietro are sitting in the living room, playing some video games while sitting on the couch.

"You know, Y/N, I was thinking about us..." Pietro start making a conversation. "It's been a while since we did something crazy. So, I thought we could do a friendly competition."

Y/N looks over to him. "And the game we playing doesn't count?"

Pietro smiles. "Nope. I thought we do a prank competition." He says excitedly

Y/N looks doubtfully at him. "I'm not even going to ask why."

"Here are the rules." Pietro ignore him. "Whoever made the most pranks until this Friday, after dinner, is the winner. FRIDAY stay count so that we can't cheat."

Y/N looks unsure at him. "No."

"C'mon! It will be fun! Whoever wins will get a special reward." Pietro says with a wink. "Do it for me, and the name of love." He blurred the last part one.

Y/N thinks for a while Pietro makes some fake puppy faces. Y/N sighs. "Fine, we do it."

Pietro smiles up. "That's my boyfriend." He gives a peck on the lips. "I love you."

"And I will beat you." Y/N smiles.

Pietro scoffs. "I like your fighting spirit. May the best man win."

-

Tony walks in his lab and instantly notices a present on one of his desks. He looks confuse at it and walk towards it. "FRIDAY, who bring the box?"

He picks up the box and shakes it. Suddenly, the box got open and glitter comes out of it. Tony got his whole face covered with glitter and most of his lab is also covered.

"Pietro Maximoff." FRIDAY says.

Tony spit out some glitter out of his mouth. He looks around and his anger begins to rise. "PIETROOOO!"

-

Peter walks in the kitchen, doing some stretches and lays eyes on Y/N. "Hey Mr. L/N."

"Hey Peter, doing good?" Y/N says nicely.

"Yeah, I think I'm going out about an hour, doing some patrol." Peter answers.

Y/N hums. "You're a hard worker."

Peter smiles. "Thank you. That means a lot to me."

Y/N goes to the fridge and takes out a box. "I think you deserve a reward for your work. Here." Y/N opens the box in front of Peter. A slice of chocolate cake is inside it.

Peter looks surprise at it. "Mr. L/N, you didn't have to do that."

Y/N smiles. "You're modest, but you earn it. Now dig it." He gives a knife and fork to Peter.

Peter smiles. "Thank you." He picks up the knife and fork. He cut a part of the slice and takes a bite. After a less of a second, Peter eyes goes wide and spit out the cake. "I-is this soap?"

Y/N grins. "Yes, sorry, but I want to win against Pietro." He says and walks away, leaving Peter gross out thanks to the soap.

-

It's around 4 AM. Clint is sleeping in his bed. His room is completely empty and there are no sounds, till Pietro runs in. Thanks to his superspeed, he can quickly hide a small stereo in Clint's room, and goes away. He closes the door and stands in front of Clint's room. Pietro takes out his phone from his pocket.

"Good mornin' Clint, I want to go to bed and sleep silently, so can you turn off the heavy metal music?" He grins and set on the stereo.

Clint immediately wakes up thanks to the heavy metal music. He stands up and look around panicky. "What the fuck!?" He looks around and walk around the room, trying to figure out where the music comes from. He quickly figures it out and opens his closet. He looks up and see a small stereo on the top shelf. He looks furious at it and take it to turn it off. "What the fuck..." He says tiredly.

The stereo turns on again. "You've got to be kidding- "Clint smashes it on the ground and walk out of his room. Pietro runs away before he could get caught. Clint looks around out of his room. "Whoever did that, know that you get an arrow on the head when I know who did this!"

-

Bruce just got finish his shower. He's currently wearing only a towel and walk towards his closet. He looks around his clothes, but he can't find his underwear.

"Uh?" He continues looking around his closet and only see his other clothes, all except his underwear. He looks even more confuse and is now looking around his room.

Y/N is currently in his room, storing Bruce's underwear in a box and hide it in his closet. "So long I don't tell Bruce, he probably won't hulk on me." 

-

It's Friday. The prank competition is almost over as dinner time is almost over. Pietro and Y/N sits next to each other. Pietro looks over to his boyfriend with a cocky smile.

"You're prepare to lose?" He smiles.

Y/N looks at him. "Nah, not today."

Everybody sits down. Tony is sitting at the edge of the table. He stands up and glares at the lovebirds before looking back at the rest. "I want to say something. The competition is almost over of our least favorite avengers, no names, *Coughs* Pietro, Y/N *Coughs*." He says sarcastically. "I just want to say, let's be care full for the next minutes. Enjoy the food."

Tony sits down and everybody is cautiously eating their food while giving Pietro and Y/N looks. They look at each other awkwardly and just ignore it. Everybody begins eating their food. After some minutes, Steve begins to sit uncomfortable. Pietro and Y/N glance at him and went back to their food. Dinner continues and Steve begins to feel more uncomfortable. After a few minutes, Steve stands up. "Excuse me." He says and walk away awkwardly.

Pietro grins and get caught at Tony. "What did you do?"

Pietro turns his head towards him. "Nothing, nothing, I just help him."

Tony looks doubtfully and so did the rest. "And that means?"

"Well, we all know Steve isn't the most... experienced person with sex." Pietro begins talking. "So, I gave him viagra."

Everybody looks at him either mad or worried. "O my god! You drugged him! What's wrong with you?!" Clint groans.

Y/N looks confuse. "Wait, you gave him viagra too?"

Wanda looks at him surprise. "You put it too in his food?"

"Yes."

Everybody just stares at the two trouble makes. Pietro and Y/N looks awkwardly. "At least I did it first." Pietro says.

"No way. I did it first." Y/N complains.

"FRIDAY, who put viagra in Steve's food first?" Pietro asks.

"Y/N did." FRIDAY answers.

"Fuck!" Pietro says disappointedly.

"Ha ha!" Y/N smiles.

"But Pietro made the most points." FRIDAY point out.

"YES!" Pietro immediately smiles.

Y/N thud his head against the table. "No! Fuck! I did so well." He whines.

Tony continues to look at them dissonantly and so did the rest. "You two will do any chores for the next month."

"Worth it." Pietro says. He leans towards Y/N. "I earn my reward Y/N. You can guess what it is." He says with a suggesting, thick accent. "Don't worry, you will enjoy it too."

Y/N smiles. "You're such a degenerate, and I love it."