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Deadpool harassing his crush as he annoys the X-Men

Requested by @KkandIt. I hope you like it!

"Honey, I'm home!"

"You don't live here..."

For the past couple of days, the X-Men faced a new problem: Deadpool. Not just him, but also his flirting antics. His target? Y/N. Weirdly enough, it doesn't seem like Y/N is bothered by the flirting. It's more his colleagues and teammates who have a problem with it.

"Wade Wilson!" Scott frowns, standing next to Y/N. "How many times do we need to tell you to leave?"

"Too many for me to care."

"Well, do it another time. We're having class now."

Wade then looks slightly to his left, noticing multiple teens looking rather awkwardly at the scene. Some stay quiet, while others try to hide their laughter.

"It's not my fault you keep doing this at inconvenient times." Wade scolds Scott and Y/N.

"Everyone is having class, Wade." Y/N says, sounding a bit agitated.

"Don't deflect your faults onto us."

"Do I even need to threaten lasering you?" Scott is ready to adjust his glasses.

"Fine, I get the message." Wade steps back. "Just for you to know, though, I will be back. After classes." And thus, the anti-hero walks away.

When the two teachers turn back to the class, they know this will be the talk of the day. Still, they hope they can move on and teach something.

"Sorry about that. Now, back to today's lesson—"

"Has he been bothering you, sir?" one of the students interrupts Y/N.

The teacher looks back at Scott, who speaks up. "That is none of your business."

"Considering he interrupted the class, I think it is."

"C'mon! Spill the tea!"

"I'm not spilling any tea." Y/N tries to sound in control. "Now, open your books and listen to the lecture."

-

The next day, Y/N is again co-teaching the students, this time with Gambit at his side. Today, they're preparing for a school play, showcasing a mock-musical they taught the students.

"Alright... now to the 12th scene: The Witch in the Isolated Forest." Gambit announces, gesturing for the students to get into position.

All the while, in the back of the classroom, Wade, disguised as a student with his face hidden by a mask, watches intently.

With both teachers holding the script, they prepare for the next song. "Now, break a leg. Action!"

"In the dark of the woods, where secrets dwell,
I saw a man who cast a spell.
Y/N, my love, you stole my breath,
Even though I can't die—I've dodged death!"

Remy and Y/N both look extremely confused, double-checking their scripts before wondering if they've gone crazy. All the while, Wade smirks in the background as the students sing, though not entirely in sync.

"Oh Y/N! My knight in shining jeans,
You're cooler than Scott's boring laser beams.
Forget Gambit's cards and Logan's claws,
Your mutant charm breaks all my laws."

"Did you change the script?" Gambit asks Y/N.

"I didn't change shit!"

"Love in a bulletproof heart,
Cupid's aim is a deadly art.
Through explosions and chimichangas, too,
All roads lead back to you!"