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The time Kurt's boyfriend got harrased by his ex called Wade Wilson

Requested by @Rain_fruitDragon. I hope you like it!

Kurt is a man of tradition, despite his sexuality. He views a relationship as something sacred. To get with a person who you're going to spend your entire life with. Someone to care about and being cared for. To treat someone with dignity and respect. He holds these values dear, and while Y/N doesn't align in some of the values, Kurt knows that he views these expectations the same way. That is, until he discovered who Y/N's ex is.

"Wade Wilson?"

"It was a phase."

The German is a bit surprised as they chatting outside of the mansion as they take a simple stroll around. While sometimes he saw Wade, Kurt can tell what kind of person he is. Someone that is not serious at all. Someone who lust all the time and overall, a bit of a maniac. Basically, everything Kurt isn't.

"He's the total opposite of me." Kurt comments. "I'm guessing you don't have a type."

"Look, that's when I needed to figure out what I really want in life." Y/N explains, not wanting things up in the air. "And while I want a guy who I want to have a fun time with, I also want a guy who listen to me whenever I'm upset."

Kurt raises an eyebrow. "Really now?"

"Yes. One day, one of my old friends got murdered and I just wanted to talk to Wade about it. Guess what he said." Y/N then proceeds to do in impression of his ex. "'Oh, at least we can put the fun in funeral.'" Kurt looks shocked at how rude it is. "Like, dude! Someone I knew died are you're making jokes? Read the room."

"That is just disgusting." Kurt frowns a bit. "I'm dreading to know how you break up."

Y/N sighs, remembering it very well. "Well, we went to the funeral. We got offered to say a few words. For context, the old friend got murdered by being choked by a rope and hanged up. Then... Wade got to say the word and says this, 'I wish I got to know Robby. He seems like a great guy to HANG around with.'"

Kurt instantly doesn't feel so insecure about the change of guys Y/N wanted to see. "You broke up with him afterwards?"

"No, I then scolded him for what he did. I did break up with him after he wanted to have sex in the coffin."

"What in the-"

"The same coffin of Robby."

Kurt further gasps as Y/N continues. "I'm not one for forcing my religion on other people, but I believe Wade needs to find Jesus."

"As someone who feels the same way, he needs to do more than just find Jesus."

-

During one night, after some planning, Deadpool arrive at the Xavier mansion. With stealth, he gets at where Y/N's room is. Thus, after setting some things up, he grabs his boombox and turn it on. With both hands, he put it up.

"I remember when we broke up the first time. Saying, 'This is it, I've had enough,' 'cause like. We hadn't seen each other in a month. When you said you needed space. What?"

"Fuck!" Wade frowns and quickly changes the song. "Fucking Taylor...! Why do you got so many break-up numbers?"

While Wade is messing with the boombox, the window opens from a couple of floors above. With a tired face, Y/N yawns and rubs his eyes, only to soon see his ex.

"Wade...!?"

"Oh, shit...!" Wade stops the song and holds it up again. "I got something to say to you!" That's when he turns on the song again.