An Adam Adventure

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We start up in the infamous basement lab of Alastra, Tannins and Athena standby as the former looks over some semantics on a tablet. Nearby are the gestation pods used to create Roo and Bane, only these ones have a pair of familiar figures in them. One of them is confirmed to still be in stasis, while the other has several rises on the spectrometer, a green light flashing to next to text reading "READY".

Tannins: Athena.

The other demoness checks the pod and taps on the screen, seeing if it's legitimate.

Athena: ...Call it.

At this, a phone is seen ringing in an office, which is revealed to belong to Jersey as he picks up, Hatchet standing neaby.

Jersey: What?!..... Oh?... One of them's ready, huh? Didn't she say that they won;t be ready until we-

He stops talking as Athena on the other side of the line keeps talking, Jersey nodding. Hatchet looks at the skull demon and is about to open his mouth before Jersey hangs up the phone.

Jersey: Keep the 21 to yourself, Hatchet! We got bigger fish to fuck! The science whores of our little benefactor are saying that their little secret weapons are still in beta. One's raring to go, but for the other.... We're gonna need some angelic essence, wherever the fuck we'll be able to find THAT!

Hatchet looks around, but looks at a screen on the wall, showing a bored and annoyed Adam sweeping the Hazbin Hotel porch. He opens his mouth to respond again, only for Jersey to wrap a hand around his snout and speak while looking at that same screen.

Jersey: WAIT!!!... The Ink Demon's new little bussy-boy's an angel... *smirks* I have me... A BRILLIANT idea~.....

At the Hazbin Hotel, Adam groans as he enters through the front doors, tossing the broom aside as it shatters something fragile and plops on the couch. Lute is already there, trying to get used to her new phone as she looks at her superior.

Lute: Hard at work or hardly working, sir?

Adam: DON'T... DO NOT quote that, Lute, I swear to fucking god! If I have to do one more manual labor shit, I'm gonna-

However, Bendy speaks up from off-screen as the camera shows him standing outside of the door leading to the pool. Charlie is already ushering the guests over for some sort of new redemption activity, which from Bendy's more zen looking outfit, would have something to do with meditation.

Bendy: Oh, Adam! Um- Afraid you won't be joining us in this activity cus I actually have a very exciting job for you and Lute! We just ran out of those little... metal things that hold paper together... The 'eff were they called again? You know, the thing that's all like...

He then cracks his pointer finger into the shape of a paperclip before looking up at the pair.

Adam: Ew...

Lute: You... You mean paperclips?

Bendy: Yeah, that's it! If you two could get some for me, I might have a special reward for you!

Adam: What's the reward?

Bendy: Well if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?

Adam: Ah, what?! Gay!

Lute: What he means to say is, Yes. We'll go get those paperclips for you now.

Bendy: Cool, cool... I actually hurt my finger doing that paperclip bit.

Lute: Yeah, no, I saw.

After that, both angels are seen flying over the downtown district and duck into an alley, tucking in their wings before walking over to a store caled "Office Cunt". Upon entering, they see a spider demon stacking ink cans on a shelf, his name tag reading "Armzo".

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