Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition

New Pentious

The episode opens on a panning shot of Pentagram City. A bird is seen perched on the "Welcome to Hell" sign, grooming itself. A second bird arrives shortly, glares at the first bird, then breathes fire at it. The scene then switches to a plaza with a big screen, where 666 News is currently airing before the bird dives onto the ground and turns into a snake-like blob that slithers away.

Frankie Freakshow: Good morning, Pentagram City!

Elvin Eavesdrop: This is Elvin Eavesdrop.

Frankie: And I'm Frankie Freakshow.

Elvin: Bringing you the latest in Hell's hottest news. Tonight's top story: What the fuck is going on at the Hazbin Hotel?

Frankie: That's right, Elvin. It's been almost 3 months since Heaven attacked Hell, which soon followed with the power couple of the Ink Demon and princess Charlie Magne, in which the Hazbin Hotel led an army of Sinners, Hellborn, and *shows picture of squished Adam* whatever the hell this is, and brutally slaughtered the invading angels and kinda-sorta saved us from extinction.

Elvin: *kicks Frankie out of frame* When you're done sucking toes, Frankie, I'd like to remind you that Heaven still hasn't made their next move.

As Frankie climbs back into frame, Elvin crushes her hand with his fist, scaring one of his Peppers as his co-host falls off again.

Elvin: Are they coming back for revenge, or is this yearly nightmare FINALLY over?

Frankie: Both Bendy AND Magne have declined to come on the show to comment.

Elvin: But we will keep asking until we break them via peer pressure like middle schoolers. Because the world needs to know, Frankie. Will they stop at angels? Are you next? Is your dog or cat next?! Will our animated Overlord's bloodlust ever be satisfied and who's at the top of their hit list? Maybe it's ME!!!!!..... Anyway, this segment was brought to you by...

The screens turn to static as it shows a logo resembling the skull mark on Jersey's jacket.

Elvin and Frankie: Jersey Productions! "Trust us with your everything to be better than the Vees!"

We then cut to the Hazbin Hotel, where Sinners are flooding in from outside the new courtyard and the lobby is overfilled with guests. KeeKee flies overhead and Razzle is seen carrying a suitcase while Chuck walks down the staircase in a bathrobe, duck slippers, and hair curlers, brushing his teeth. Adam and Lute are upstairs, looking down at the lobby, the former general narrowing his eyes slightly out of habit as they stay upstairs to try and keep a low profile. We then see Vaggie at the reception desk registering a guest.

Guest: I lost my fucking room key.

Vaggie: Hello and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! My name's Vaggie. Have a lovely day, here's your key, thank you so much for staying with us. Thanks for signing the guest book..... *to herself* This is like being in the army. Adam, I know you're here! Could you help out, please?

Adam: Seriously? FIRST, you tell me to stay upstairs, NOW you want me down there doing manual labor?! Make up your mind, Vajjie!

Lute: *sighs then comes down* I can spare a few minutes, what's going-

Suddenly, the pair are mobbed by reporters.

Female Reporter: Where's Charlie? Where is Charlie Magne? Is it true she drinks angel blood to improve her "gay powers"?

In the background, Chuck is drinking coffee before Bendy walks in from off-screen and joins him, looking at him in confusion.

Cartoon Reporter: Is she off killing more angels? The public has a right to know!