The scene opens to the window outside Angel Dust's room, where he slowly awakens in bed and smiles at Fat Nuggets, who sleeps on his stomach. Petting the pig, Angel looks at his phone, which shows a calendar notification, reading "WEDDING 6PM". He sits up with a weary smile... Only to vomit on the floor. He swipes away his notification and begins singing as he gets up.
Angel Dust:
Thanks to you, the butterflies
In my stomach, I haven't felt this
Nervous since I was a little bambino snuggling, My~
Sultry 'tude, is part disguise.
Behind this smile, my fangs are grinding,
Ever minding, I swore I wouldn't dwell on my own soul!
So for my own health~,
I'll remind myself~...
(It then cuts to Angel hopping into the shower, scrubbing himself down as he continues his song.)
That when I wed him,
I know that life won't feel so rough.
I'll just hear him,
And not the voice that says I'm *cracks a bit* NOT ENOUGH!...
No need for screams or contracts,
it'll just be him and me!
Two grooms married...
How perfect we could be...
When I wed him tonight!
(While singing that line, he leans back quickly and splashes the water outwards off his chest floof, which makes a transition to Blitz's own room. The imp himself walks by a calendar with the current date showing doodles of himself and Angel and marked as "Marree Angle" as he sings as well, albeit more "sing-talking" as he reads it.)
Blitz:
Wedding's tonight?
Alright, alright!
It's been a while since I've pegged his erection!
Are we okay?
*nervous* Heh, Can't really say.
I'm getting by by avoiding these questions.
So complicated,
I hate when it's complicated!
Why is every 30 minutes of my week so fucking complicated?!
Not today,
No getting lost in my head!
*smirks* So I'll focus on all the yaoi stuff instead~.
(It intravenously cuts between the two soon-to-be-weds, both of them getting ready in their own way as Blitz prepares breakfast and Angel takes care of his piglet.)
Angel:
When I wed him-
Blitz: *gets Dragon Driller* ♫When I wed him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes~.♫
Angel:
We can change things~!
Blitz: ♫No need to change things, I'll just bring the masks and spikes~.♫
(However, Angel sees something on his phone, which makes his smile drop and he grows distressed.)
Angel: Oh, FUCK!!!!
Blitz:
We've got a nice arrangement,
and it's working out just fine!
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Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition
FanfictionWe all know the story of how Hell's heir opened a hotel to turn sinners good, and how the Radio Demon stepped into the picture and changed everything. But, what if someone else took the deer's place? Someone who believed in her cause. And a lot more...
